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Toochi retweeted
Ferran Torres 30' ⚽️ Pau Cubarsi 35' 🟥 Ferran Torres 45' ⚽️ Ferran Torres 80' ⚽️
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Toochi retweeted
2027: “My name is Peter Gregory Obi, and I am the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.”
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I just don't blame you,not at all
Hair's getting a bit long - good thing we've won five in a row! ✂️
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It's match day and I'm not ready for the result
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FERRAN TORRES FACING BARCELONA TONIGHT 😭💀
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When I small, I sabi play PS2 well well Anytime wey I enter game house, everybody go begin shout “PS gee! PS gee!!” 🧏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Na there I begin support PSG 🥹❤️💙
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Toochi retweeted
You get 8 Ballon d’ors but na we get greatest Ballon d’or season ever😂😂
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The biggest hypocrite in football🤡😭
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- 2010 Ballon D'or Messi went goalles at the World Cup - 2011 Ballon D'or Messi went goalless at the Copa America - 2015 Ballon D'or Messi scored only 1 goal (penalty) at the Copa America - 2019 Ballon D'or Messi scored only 1 goal (penalty) at the Copa America The audacity.
Prime 2008 Ronaldo scored only one goal in the 2008 euros 😭
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Toochi retweeted
Nas wrote Illmatic when was 16 to 18.. Shakespeare didnt cook til he was in his 20s 30s ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
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Breaking: Atiku, Obi and Kwankwanso in a closed door meeting in preparation for the parties to form a government of National Unity and pave way for a single candidacy. Part of the conversation also revolve around the adoption of Atiku Abubakar as the single candidate for the opposition in the 2027 Presidential election. Congratulations to the Opposition for this incredible step.
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Her: “I used to be christian” Me: “So what religion are you now” Her: “I didn't mention anything about religion”
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So if not for Ipswich and Sabah, we would have not tasted victory this season…
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fabregas waiting for carrick and his boys
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“A Fool complains about his torn pocket, but a wise man uses it to scratch his balls”
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I’ve never heard nobody say “play some jay z music”
Who left the GREATER legacy in hip-hop? EMINEM or JAY-Z?
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"President Donald Trump, I am calling your attention to the situation in Osun State"
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so if they sack carrick, jonny evans will take over 😭😭😭
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There’s something going on between Michael Carrick and Cunha and I’m sure it has something to do with Rashford.
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7 matches, 7 points 10 goal scored, 10 goals conceded Manchester United ladies and gentleman 😭
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