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Not the hero X deserves but the hero it needs

Joined December 2023
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They are going to put Mitch McConnell’s brain in John Fetterman’s body like this
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I can watch this multiple times and still smile
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Watching #GroundhogDay. Wondering how long it would take to get bored of playing real-life Grand Theft Auto over and over again.
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Larry David should’ve shown up to the #RFKJrHearing and sat beside of @CherylHines.
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Cause this is the epitome of class…
Being classy and well mannered is such a flex because let’s be real, a lot of women weren’t raised on class… just vibes and trash behavior.
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Doc Brown getting twisted.
Not something I do everyday but sometimes I wonder if I still can 😝
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I don’t know it for a fact but I know it’s true: @PeteHegseth was definitely at Woodstock ‘99.
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The @GMC Mount McKinley doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. #InaugurationDay #Trump
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When Juanita Broaddrick finally fucks off and dies..
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Nobody’s been fucked this hard by Washington since the Battle of Trenton. #WASvsDET #NFL
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Precisely.
Replying to @niccruzpatane
Why is India chime south east countries a pariah or does not need space X ! I heard musk made three rounds and two round for Tesla and star link you know people like jeopardize musk chances of India entry by doing such racism in routes 😇
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*Tennessee #deploma
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Definitely would be with her!
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*martial #deploma
Replying to @HustleBitch_
Need to call immediately Marshall law. Curfews and national guards in place. Then all citizens need to come together to protect each other and our neighborhoods. Together, we become an army, let’s go…
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Today marks the 10th anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo attack, where Islamist gunmen killed 12 people in response to the magazine's controversial cartoons. So, naturally, we should all share the cartoons on X, highlighting the importance of free speech and the right to satire.
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Ain’t no piece of ass worth $1.5 million.
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