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Unfiltered Women’s Football Analysis ⚽ Challenging Gaffas | Raising standards. Opinions that make you think. 📩 DMs open

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Not every Gaffa will like what I post. Good Gaffas deserve credit. Poor decisions deserve scrutiny. Women’s football only improves when standards are challenged, not protected. Agree or disagree, if it makes you think… It’s done its job. @FAWNL #FAWNL #WomensFootball
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If your dressing room isn’t like this after a win, u need to go find a new team! Live and love every moment 🙏🏻 #FAWNL @FAWNL @WomensFACup
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Grecians climb up 📈 A late winner sees @ExeterCityWFC move to sixth in the Southern Premier Division. #FAWNL
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Stevenage pull away ↗️ A win over fourth-placed @SaltdeanWomenFC sees @StevenageFCW move away from the drop zone. #FAWNL
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Keynsham take their chance 👏 @_KTLFC's win over @Official_BRWFC sees them go from 10th to eighth in Division One South West. #FAWNL
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Not bad in the predictions so far
2 games in and I’m calling it now… 👀 The split we’re seeing in the South West could be the same come May. Maybe not in this order, but I think these will be the teams fighting at either end. Too early, Gaffas? ⚽ #FAWNL #WomensFootball
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Here are the latest standings in the Southern Prem 👇 @OfficialOUWFC are the only unbeaten team and sit top of the table 📈 #FAWNL
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Bridgwater United go clear at the top in Division One South West 🔝 #FAWNL
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London Bees buzzing to be at the top of Division One South East 🐝 #FAWNL
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Oxford United stay perfect in the Southern Premier Division 🤩 #FAWNL
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A good day to be an away side in Division One South East 🚎 #FAWNL
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Three five-goal thrillers in the South West as @Official_BRWFC, @mapfootball and @mufcyorkroadwfc all come out on top 🙌 #FAWNL
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Another first win of the season and this time it's for @DHFC_W against @BTFCWomen in Division One South East 👏👏 #FAWNL
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It was a thriller for @CTWomenFC versus @ExeterCityWFC in Southern Premier Division 😮 #FAWNL
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Both @MoneysFCWomen and @Official_BRWFC saw debut goals in their Division One South West victories 🥰 #FAWNL
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Replying to @OfficialOUWFC
@OfficialOUWFC are yet to concede in their Cup matches, also securing the win today 😍 #FAWNL
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.@MoneysFCWomen continue to lead the way in Division One South West 😍 #FAWNL
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Flying high 🐝 @LondonBees extend their lead in Dividion One South East #FAWNL
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Oxford set the pace 👏 @OfficialOUWFC are the Southern Premier Division table toppers and the only team yet to concede. #FAWNL
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Perfect Bees 🐝 @LondonBees are the only Division One South East side yet to drop points. #FAWNL
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On the Money 💰 @MoneysFCWomen lead Division One South West as one of four teams to have won both their games so far. #FAWNL
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