New York|Atlanta|

Joined April 2009
the suspense of who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with is killing me
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U gotta use PTO to get a pub sub.
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They’re grinding up the employees that ask for a 15min break.
JUST IN: Amazon is now selling ground beef for $1.99/lb.
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That’s enough lessons & trauma for 2026 God, thank you! That will be all
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I want to have fun for the rest of my life
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IM GOING TO SLEEP NGL
$2B hit your account, wyd first ?
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Me grabbing my packages off the porch even though I said I was broke.
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“you’re so quiet” thanks, i want to go home.
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nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap
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A weekend midday couch nap under a cozy blanket HATES to see me coming.
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how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have
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When my friends say “see you at the next spot” but I know I’m headed home.
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Budget for this month is OVERLY tight, God be a shield😭
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Me, Beyoncé, and Savannah James the last 3 good women left
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sorry, I’m only available for whimsical experiences at the moment.
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i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral
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Half way through the year is crazy, the old folk were right about time. Days are long, years are short
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Having boundaries is so fun, like surprise! I'm not going for that sht 😭
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Real
no girl in nyc has all 4: > full time job > boyfriend > workout routine > in unit laundry
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when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm
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