@_Snoop_Ryan

cure that ass

 Running away from problems
Joined April 2011
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Can I pin someone else’s tweet ?
uMARAZOR@zizithebadgalMar 28
to do list: - add fuel to the fire - burst someone’s bubble - add my 2 cents - skate on thin ice - stir the pot
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I found this guy likeable initially bc I thought when he said “Jackie Kennedy, baby.” it was a self-deprecating reference to how he has the teeth of someone who eats sheet metal
Netflix
@netflixOct 16
One of the craziest moments in Love Is Blind history
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.@Omgemeraldddd23h
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Eminem has had some huge lows in his career, but this might be his lowest.
CONSEQUENCE
@consequenceOct 17
On his new collaboration with Kid Rock, Eminem raps: "He is my brother, not my political enemy/ B.O. to the B., we wrote this for those who believe/ In G.O. to the D, however you voted or lean/ Liberal and evangelical can agree/ It’s God first, home of the free." consequence.net/2026/10/kid-…

Kid Rock Drops Christian Music Album with Eminem Collaboration "Heal My Faith"

Kid Rock has officially released his new Christian music album, Halfway 2 Jesus, which boasts the Eminem collab "Heal My Faith." Stream it here.

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Uevo@UEVOSruneOct 16
wait gilbert could just. stop doing the voice if he wanted
alexxstation
@alexxstationOct 15
Gilbert Gottfried making fun of Jerry Seinfeld remains one of the funniest bits of all time.
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Jake
@JakeWallyOct 16
Katie Zacharia a very Trump 1 character. We needed that
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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I've never developed a decent work ethic. I learned very early that if you procrastinate everything and make yourself sick with guilt and anxiety the day of important exams and due dates, God recognizes your suffering and throws you a bone.
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but are yall uplifting this tinashe music.apple.com/us/album/the…

The Worst In Me (feat. Tinashe) by KAYTRANADA on Apple Music

Song · 2019 · Duration 3:46

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Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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He looks like a young person in costume as an old person
Rock and Roll Garage
@rocknrollgarag1Oct 13
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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The average white man during the slightest inconvenience:
breigha@breiighaOct 14
white men get mad and start cutting a promo on you
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kaysey@gwskaysOct 14
Me when the fast part of melatonin hits
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Acyn
@AcynOct 14
Trump on Cognitive Test: They give you 5 words: Hat Hair Logo Right Black. I repeated them later. They said, “holy shit.” Almost no one can do it. But I can because I’m a freaking genius.
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Ngl this is what Taylor Swift’s music sounds like to me
manic nixon dream girl@kennixonetteOct 12
this insane ad I just got
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Hes a LIB??????
Jacob Fuller
@cobsblogOct 12
Big Dom on stage promising Eagles will be fixed.
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the four stages of a day off: 1. i will do so much stuff. 2. later i'll do lots of stuff. 3. eventually, i'll do some stuff. 4. oh no.
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Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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