"If Betsy DeVos could be US Sec. of Education I can do whatever the fuck it is you do here." -my cover letter in perpetuity #BadAssWomanAlert #UglyDog she/her

Joined October 2013
rt again so i can pin it and see it any time i want
Replying to @Brocklesnitch
The caption is “drunk me thought she could do a backflip” and it kills me
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read this as how high are you in front of the tv right now? im not sure how to say it
Please reply to this thread with a pic of how high the TV is at wherever you are for Thanksgiving today 🙏🏼
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VORFREUDE: because we need more (nuances of) joy: mailchi.mp/hilotutor/vorfreu…
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nothing — literally NOTHING — in Amendment 2 does any of this. It does not increase teacher pay. It does not protect existing education funding.
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fuck you, ronald reagan.
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mean lesbians who hate men are the backbone of society
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♥️😭♥️😭♥️😭♥️😭♥️
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tim walz if you start campaigning on a complete breakup of ticketmaster's monopoly this thing wraps up at 10:01pm election day
Afton after being online all day and not getting Taylor Swift tickets.
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Orange boy summer
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frankly this would work on me
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Rebeca Andrade came back from tearing her ACL *three* times. She grew up having to walk two hours each way to the gym from her favela in Brazil. AND SHE JUST WON HER SECOND OLYMPIC ALL AROUND MEDAL 🥈
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A lot of y’all had parents who stayed in unhappy relationships and it made your home life toxic as hell, and THAT’S WHY you can’t fathom Cardi B leaving a marriage while she’s pregnant
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jk rowling is one bottle of gin away from saying that only white people can be women
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I can’t express enough how much I love that Simone Biles stayed focused, took care of business, but did not forget to come back and take care of a hater as soon as she got her work squared away. May we ALL.
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
We're finally doing it. We're finally going low and bullying conserv@tives.
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911 i would like to report a crime, i just read the birthdate of this CURRENT OLYMPIAN COMPETING IN SKATEBOARDING IN PARIS, and i feel like i've been manslaughtered
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movies youll watch once and never again (for any reason - so good they cant be topped, so fucked up never again, etc) ill go first: black beauty cape fear fear
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watching cape fear for the first time - do we think they used the same stage as jaws for the last scenes?
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It cannot be overstated how much Tim Walz lightly teasing his daughter for being a vegetarian could win over moderate Boomers who don’t understand millennials/gen z but also don’t completely hate them like the MAGA crowd do. Big “I love my kids but also wtf are they doing” vibes
My daughter, Hope, tricked me into doing the most extreme ride at the Minnesota State Fair.
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