Sharing the funny, awkward, and embarrassing truths about being single in a paired-up world.
Joined December 2013
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I’ve taken a few years off of the Twittersphere and have decided I’m going to make a come back. Unfortunately for you all it’s going to resemble 2007 Britney.
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Watching everyone’s highlight reel on social media and mine is just like resentment and unresolved trauma.
Not only is this person drop dead gorgeous, the credentials needed to be my significant other are all there! 🙄
I haven't had sexual interaction with a man since February but my biggest nightmare is that some guy is going to just grab my pussy.
I think it's safe to say that I'd feel more comfortable watching fetish porn with my parents than watching another #2016presidentialdebate.
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"So, when are you thinking about settling down, getting married, having kids?".
Please stop asking single people this.
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Dear USA,
Please make Hillary and Donald compete in several Olympic events. This will very much help in deciding my vote.
Thanks,
A patriot
When you're watching #FamouslySingle and @Somaya_Reece nails it - it is SO different with a girl vs a guy. Glad someone finally said it.
Okay fine... The last picture is me. But seriously, my ass hanging out is better than those options.
this is the dating pool I am forced to dive into if I ever want to wife up. No seriously. #reasonswhyimsingle
