@_SimonLogan

Geordie. Life on the water and behind a lens. 🎣 + 📸 Disclaimer: tweets are my own, and nobody really cares if you are offended anyway.

 England
Joined March 2009
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🚨#NUFC transfer window🚨 Much like being seeded in the Champions League draw, we should NOT be wasting our time trying to recruit players that are in ‘Pot A’ when we are most definitely not a ‘Pot A’ team. We SHOULD have the pick of the best of the rest, the ‘Pot B’ players.
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Wow. We are fucking awful. #nufc
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A look into the future - @McInTweet on Dickinson’s Real Deal.
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Another taxi drivers son 🤷🏼‍♂️
Manchester United
@ManUtdSep 4
Love that, Marcus ❤️9️⃣
Marcus Rashford posts on Instagram: 'New number, Same mission… 🔴⚪️'

ALT Marcus Rashford posts on Instagram: 'New number, Same mission… 🔴⚪️'

Rashford shows a preview of his tattoo numbered shirts 9, 39, 10, 19, 14.

ALT Rashford shows a preview of his tattoo numbered shirts 9, 39, 10, 19, 14.

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"All of a sudden... I think based on this window, Newcastle could have a really good season" ⚫️⚪️ @GeoffShreeves says Newcastle have flipped the script after losing key players to become transfer window WINNERS ️🔁
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£15m for this clown, and £17m for Willock both turned down. £32m of revenue when these two owe nothing on the books. Madness turning that down.
Craig Hope
@CraigHope_DMSep 1
🚨 EXC: Newcastle have REJECTED a second offer of £15MILLION for Jacob Murphy from Nottingham Forest 🔗 More @MailSport LIVE blog... dailymail.com/sport/football…
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Dan Jackson
@northumbrianaAug 27
🚨🚨 FIRST SIGHTING IN THE WILD 🚨🚨 Waterstones, Newcastle They’ve gone early … – at Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
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Little mag brats wearing their colours everywhere they go. #epcot #nufc
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Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKAug 19
🚨 NEW: The number of migrants claiming Universal Credit has hit a record high at 1.3 million
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99% of them are pricks.
Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP@NoWayWokeAug 18
There’s no words for how much I fuckin HATE cyclists Cunts. The lot of them……
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Get in Besty 🤣👍🏻
GallowgateShots #NUFC@GallowgateShotsAug 17
Well someone had to say it didn’t they? 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
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Lovely, but we move on. If you aren’t with us, you’re against us. #nufc
Bruno Guimarães
@brunoog97Aug 8
Thank you Geordies. Just a heartfelt thank you to the fans, Eddie Howe and his staff, all the players, directors, owners and everyone who works at the club for a period filled with happiness and achievements. It was beautiful to live these nearly five years with you all. 🖤🤍 @NUFC
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“Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Keegan wonderland” A very sad day.
Newcastle United
@NUFCJul 20
We are devastated to learn of the passing of Kevin Keegan, one of the most iconic, influential and deeply loved figures in our club’s history. Kevin was more than a legendary footballer and manager. He was the beating heart of Newcastle United for generations of supporters.

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Built in Blyth. ⛴️📸 👕 blythspartansonlinestore.mys… #HowayBlyth | @StephenBeecroft 📸
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Why would anyone want to sign for a team in 12th place, Eddie WHO as manager, no European football, 1 League cup in 70 years over 5th place, Emery as manager, champions league and a European cup this season? There is, and never has been, a “project” at @NUFC #nufc
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Hold onto your memories of the Carabao Cup, because that’s the first and last piece of silverware we’re going to see for a long while. #nufc @NUFC @jamiereuben
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And let’s face it, if Traore, Steur and Jaouen were any good, they wouldn’t have signed for us. If we’ve been in a one horse race for their signatures then it’s for a good reason. We are having the piss taken out of us daily. @NUFC #nufc @jamiereuben
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Well, that’s a shock isn’t it. We have no pull! Eddie WHO in charge, and no European football thanks to the same man. Fucking embarrassing. And our fanbase keep creaming themselves over speculation on transfers - which makes us look even worse. #nufc
Simon Logan@_SimonLoganJul 3
We aren’t signing Manzambi lads, chill out. #nufc
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🧱 The Boy from Blyth 🧱
OptaJoe
@OptaJoeJul 6
6 - Despite only coming on in the 75th minute, Dan Burn made the joint most clearances in England's 3-2 win over Mexico (6). It's the most clearances made by a player subbed on that late into a World Cup game on record since 1966. Butter.
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We aren’t signing Manzambi lads, chill out. #nufc
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Over enthusiastic bairns get nowt either.
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