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I ALWAYS laugh at the tweets that accuse NASCAR of playing favorites. But… what the hell is this? Are we SERIOUS?
NASCAR penalty report is out and it shows Zane Smith has been fined $50,000 for ramming into Carson Hocevar after the Phoenix race.
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When people post stuff like this it’s because they have unhealed childhood trauma and hate themselves for how they’ve chosen to deal with it.
Nicotine users are the biggest copers out there. No, there are no “benefits”, and you don’t “enjoy” it. You are addicted to a gay little chemical and are making up excuses for why you’re too weak to face the withdrawals. Smokers—no you do not look cool, you smell like shit and your teeth are yellow. Pouch users—small pouches of nicotine-infused plastic are not “based”, you are a gullible victim of marketing. Nobody wants to see a slimy pouch whenever you smile or spit one out either. Vapers—you are either a teenage girl or a fаggot. Life is better with good circulation and naturally regulated dopamine. Stop coping and QUIT IT.
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I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew. -Swish
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“Vivek Ramaswamy has sex with data centers.” “Sherrod Brown gave my grandma a sex change.” “John Husted doesn’t remember stealing your electric.” “Amy Acton…more like Amy Actin a fool.” Get this shit off my TV, I’m just trying to watch football.
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It technically is a HIPAA violation, however, enforcing it would be an admission he was there. Which the campaign won’t do, so nothing will happen.
Interesting….it’s not a violation if you call and are told they have been discharged. No medical info is being shared. @SaraGonzalesTX
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🎶 Oh, girl, it's you that I lie with As the atom bomb locks in 🎶
🚨 BREAKING: GTA 6 will feature mandatory age verification, requiring all players to submit a valid government-issued photo ID and complete a facial recognition scan through their Rockstar Games account before accessing the game. Players who fail verification will be denied access to GTA VI, even if they have already purchased the game. All purchases will remain non-refundable. ⚡ @thrill_com
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Rockstar never announced this. This is common engagement bait. rockstargames.com/VI
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Remember when all they wanted was the Chase back?
Nearly 30% of the @NASCAR qualifying has been canceled this year, 4 of 6 Chase races. This has to be fixed in 2027, using a metric is gross.
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HELP NEEDED: I hope everyone in Pensacola is safe this morning. If anyone in the area is able to drive by New Life Fertility on Bayou Blvd Suit 36, and lmk if it has structural damage, please DM me!! My embryos are stored there, and I’m supposed to do a transfer on Monday. My anxiety is super high waiting to hear from the clinic and I’d love to know if the building is severely damaged. If you know anyone in that area, please share! Thank you so much, and I’m praying for all affected by the storm ❤️🙏🏼
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Brexton Busch's first burnout in a Cup Series car. There's gonna be so many more. Rowdy forever.
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Didn’t this guy get suspended for like an entire year for bullying a kid with autism? And he’s surprised the admins didn’t cut him a break? Surely people aren’t THIS dense, right?
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The problem with this debate is that most GenZs won’t acknowledge that this house is 80% less in most markets. The unspoken issue is that they WON’T compromise where they WANT to live. Boomers did.
Hey @grok if I stop buying Starbucks coffee and pack my lunch daily so I can save up for a down payment on this dream home, how long will it take me?
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Nathan retweeted
To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 25. Oct. 2014, 3am Zac Taylor, nice guy, we should invite him
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This metric sucks too.
NASCAR Cup Vegas starting lineup
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Listen. Making graphics for winning A Open lobbies is cringe. Tell your friends.
🏁O’BRIEN WINS A OPEN 4207 SOF🏁 Another impressive win from the eNASCAR squad. Matthew J O’Brien leads 67/100 laps en route to the win 🏆 Get the setup ⬇️ RaceEPI.com 🎧Join the EPI Discord discord.gg/feNdEeTEv #RaceEPI #SetupShop #iRacing
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On this week’s edition of Rarest Crew shirts in existence: One of the sure to be grails for crew shirt collectors. 85 of these were produced by @MatrixSports_ First time one has been sighted in the wild. Link to the Marketplace post is here: facebook.com/share/19sLBmJz5…
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Imagine throwing a heavy right and it doesn’t even break a 2-ply vinyl sign.
The sign had no comment on the situation at this time.
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The problem with racing is that people get really upset at how someone responds to someone else being an asshat, but never the original asshat. But that’s the new way with all the Netflix fans.
I lost some respect for Corey Heim tonight. Treyten might’ve squeezed him on the cooldown lap, but Corey didn’t have to accelerate and completely destroy that race car. This isn’t the Cup Series with owners burning millions of dollars. Apparently he forgot where he came from.
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As someone who works in the industry, it’s bad business to have a favorite driver. However, I’ll say publicly that I have one: I root for drivers who aren’t pieces of shit humans, and against those who are. 👋🏻
64 percent of NASCAR fans don’t have a favorite driver? I’m struggling to believe this. Anecdotally, the majority of people I’ve met at the racetrack have a favorite driver. I can buy the non-NASCAR public doesn’t know these guys well, but NASCAR fans have favorites.
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