he saw this post at halftime
Payton Pritchard says that when the Celtics played the 76ers last season, Allen Iverson tapped him on the shoulder and delivered this message:
“You’re the coldest white boy I’ve ever seen.” 👀
(Via @espn )
i love how conservatives get to blatantly ignore the constitution any chance they can, and only adhere to it if it benefits their political position
eighth amendment exists for a reason
Rick Ross tells the media he is innocent as he walks out of jail after being arrested on domestic violence charges, including felony battery by strangulation.
“I’m totally innocent of these fabricated allegations made against me. I’ll be in Dubai tomorrow, Paris Saturday, and I plan on having a bowl of rigatoni with heavy marinara Sunday. I repeat, heavy marinara.”
(Via @fox_sheldon)
i'm basically gabe newell
Counter-Strike co-creator Minh Le revealed that Valve boss Gabe Newell got so obsessed with Mongolian throat singing at Valve HQ that staff started closing their office doors to escape the noise. bit.ly/4ygq2Dh
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UFC star Gable Steveson is wearing the newly released Audemars Piguet Loophole watch valued at $3.5 MILLION🤯
If you want to know just how rare this watch is just google “Gable Steveson Loophole”
Seth retweeted
Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why:
"It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"
Seth retweeted
It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
sure getting a job to pay for things would be cool... but more than anything, I want to stop feeling perpetually anxious about being a burden or disappointment to those that have been forced to either take care of or interact with me over the last year 😎
It's so cool that 40% of our country is just getting their facts from fake AI Facebook posts. These are/were basically the same people getting scammed by African princes, they will believe anything they see other than the obvious reality.
Jason Selvig: “What’s Donald Trump’s greatest accomplishment in his first year and a half?”
Trump supporter: “Trump’s done a lot of things. Number one, a lot of people don’t realize, he got our country back because we’ve been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years, they destroyed the evidence”
JS: “Wait, we’ve been under the reign of Great Britain?”
TS: “That’s why King Charles come here, he thought he was going to manipulate Donald Trump. And Trump went along with him cause that’s who he is. But that’s what the 250 years was really about was we got our country back. You just gon have to research just like I did. It’s true”
I think if I were a multi-day Jeopardy champion, I would be more worried about coming up with a self-anecdote to tell every game than I would be worried about performing well in the game.
i love applying to multiple jobs a day, making cover letters, tailoring my resume for the applications, and never receiving a phone call or email from any employers !
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