@_Scotacon_

The living embodiment of the noise dads make when they sit down after a long day

 Aberdeen, Scotland
scottkeith.co.uk
Joined June 2009
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@jamescdyer24 Jun 2024
.@iamjohnoliver on point as ever. #LastWeekTonight
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Imagine a Rocky-style montage, but it's just me making a Ramos Gin Fizz on a dead Christmas Eve shift.
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In the words of Ghandi, run the track
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Inadvertently came up with the best marketing line for Ovaltine. So good it literally had Scott on the floor of Co-op. But this shit isn't free so hit me up lads; let's take this global 馃寧
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When you think about it, James from Busted wouldn't be rushed off his feet looking for Gordon Street today. Quick Google maps of 'Gordon Street', wedding successfully crashed, back home in time for Corrie, job done.
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I got called a cheese baguette by a customer at work today. You get zero context for this.
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Just catching up on last decade's Fame Academy; Lemar was robbed...
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Will I need to see any other Barbie films before swing this one? Want to be caught up on any official lore
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Turns out cinema screenings need gadgies doing pushups mid movie to really bring it all together; who knew? Icing on the cake... One armed pushups. Cursed. Just cursed.
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Best sequel since Toy Story 2
Siberia Bar & Hotel@SiberiaAberdeen9 Jul 2023
Back once again it's the renegade masters! The reaction to our "We Didn't Start the Fire" video was so so positive (we hit over 50k views on here alone) that we had to add a few more names to the list.
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Alexa, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song
Siberia Bar & Hotel@SiberiaAberdeen3 Jul 2023
Heads up; McPhee tried to take the Cavern sign down outside the doughnut shop, he got it down only to reveal another Cavern sign. Comedy gold.
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The sheer amount of neon feathers littering the streets of Edinburgh right now is impressive...
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There's few certainties in this world; life, death and that @ItsHomeAlone will always mix 212 into Sweet Dreams without fail.
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Editor's note - it's actually Sweet Dreams into 212
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It's the fucking C潭a潭t潭a潭l潭i潭n潭a潭 潭W潭i潭n潭e潭 潭M潭i潭x潭e潭r潭 @SiberiaAberdeen May Day Party!
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Please not horror again, please not horror again, please dear god not horror again...
48 Hour Film Project Scotland@48scotland22 Apr 2023
'Bargain Bin Films' are back!
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People make Glasgow apparently...
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I did a thing. And with the help of @ItsHomeAlone we celebrated that thing. Enjoy 馃檶
Siberia Bar & Hotel@SiberiaAberdeen14 Mar 2023
We're delighted to announce that our head bartender @_Scotacon_ has been awarded "Cocktail of the Year" as part of @aberdeencocktailweek - well done Scott! To celebrate, we challenged him to take an Aberdeen delicacy and make the next big drink; this is "The Buttery Cocktail".
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We're delighted to announce that our head bartender @_Scotacon_ has been awarded "Cocktail of the Year" as part of @aberdeencocktailweek - well done Scott! To celebrate, we challenged him to take an Aberdeen delicacy and make the next big drink; this is "The Buttery Cocktail".
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Remember that dog that was all bones/no bones if it was a good or bad day? I'm bines/no bines. It's a bines day.
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