@_STXMario

#CowboysNation #SFB12. #FF Enthusiast. Fluent in English/Spanish/GIFs. #StatGuy but with needed context.

 Alice, TX
Joined September 2014
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Dak when Sarah’s water breaks: “HERE WE GOOOOO”
Defy
@defytalkcowboys25 Nov 2023
Holy shit Dak is a dad
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RJ Ochoa
@rjochoaOct 19
Brian Schottenheimer has broken one of the greatest offenses (statistically speaking) in Dallas Cowboys franchise history.
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Embarrassing
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Zach Wolchuk
@ZachWolchukOct 19
Spann-Ford TE1 now
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(Foots The King)
@FootsDaKingOct 19
When your team plays like this after 10 days of rest it’s the Head Coach.
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Once again in a must convert situation, Schottenheimer calls a ONE-READ play. Give Prescott a better chance to make a play.
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Does Terence Steele know he’s supposed to block the INSIDE rusher before the outside rusher?
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Why is Malachi Lawrence 35 yards down the field in coverage while Jordan Love has forever and a day to throw the ball?
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Players wide open in the flat vs the Cowboys defense is a GLARING ISSUE
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DBs playing 8 yards off the LOS on 3rd & 2 will never make sense to me
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First half recap: Where’s my beer?
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What a disgusting DPI call on Porter
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Packers are now 5/5 on 3rd down, and the Cowboys continue to leave players WIDE OPEN in the flat
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Finally a big play from the defense! Mike Pettine already making his presence felt?
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Cowboys defense allowed the Packers offense to convert all 4 of their 3rd down attempts on that 90 yard TD drive, including 3rd and 13 TWICE. I’m so sick of this already
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Cowboys defense is so bad that Jordan Love has more than 100 yards passing on just one drive
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Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 11
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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The Eagles were gifted this game in every possible way. The Jags did everything they could to lose, and STILL managed to pull it off. I was definitely on hater watch today because it’s ALWAYS #PhuckFilly
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A defense competent enough to keep you in the game when your offense isn’t playing like the best offense in the history of the NFL. Imagine that
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deelon
@deelonknowsballOct 9
if i had a 100 bullets and both daron bland and adolf hitler were in front of me, i’d shoot daron 50 times and save the other 50 for when i see jake ferguson
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RJ Ochoa
@rjochoaOct 9
This is one of the lowest points for the Dallas Cowboys in the Brian Schottenheimer era, and that is really saying something. He and his whole staff look overwhelmed and like they have no business operating an NFL team. This is ugly and they are the reason why.
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