#cocktails #cooking #gardening That's what squirrels do. We drink and we know things. Pronoun: You can call me mistress.

On the maple tree in my garden
Joined February 2018
"Enduring something no one thought possible can be transformative. Perhaps in feeling less like you were you are more like who you were meant to become." Commander Saru in #StarTrekDiscovery
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[My Fitnesstracker]: "Strong Training, Congratulations!" [Me]: Wtf, I've been mostly lying on my back for the best part of an hour 🤣🤣🤣
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Love how ambitious this little guy is 😊 #ants #strong #ambitious
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For some things I'm just so incredibly thankful that they exist 😊😆😋. Especially as a #squirrel. #Nutella #icecream #nutellaicream
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I can still believe life isn't too bad, as long as some things exist I already loved 40 years ago 😊. @Karnickleon made it to 33 so far, so at least from a quantitative view he will only be able to catch up once #Eiskonfekt is discontinued.
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So not my time to take a train 😵‍💫🥱🥱🥱
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beYourself.or.beSquirrel retweeted
Some shots l've taken recently with a 10mm fisheye and a 10mm rectilinear lens.
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Love the new garden table. @Karnickleon did well 😊.
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beYourself.or.beSquirrel retweeted
Dis is a gud hooman. Makes fruity hay for wabbit.
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Never deleting this app 🤣
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There are moments when I feel so so sorry for the diabetic @Karnickleon 😱. If #sweets could mate, this would be the biological child of the original #Knoppers and #Bounty 😍.
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Cheating on south german #beer with a twist. For my not so german friends: This is called "#Berliner Weisse mit Schuss". It is #Berlin beer with some #syrup. Maybe the Berliners need to this because otherwise their beer is not drinkable 🤔🤔🤔. xitter.cf/_SQRL_/status/19172626…
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I always wondered what to do with that particular place in the dishwasher ... 😊😂😉 @Karnickleon
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I totally hate adulting, but on the plus side, I can ... - have cookies before dinner - have dinner at any time I see fit - watch tv while I have dinner What's on your plus side?
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Squirrel [wearing a semi-tansparent black beach dress over a black & white bikini, new sunglasses and a new hat]: "I'm really making an effort here to wear sexy new outfits". @Karnickleon [wearing a wrap-around skirt style nicki towel]: Me too!
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Doing such an amount of shittalking here watching #Germany vs #Spain, I tought we a should do a podcast, sth like "@_SQRL_ and @Karnickleon explain #soccer" ... 🤔 Think this remark might be way funnier when I disclose we both do not have a clue about it AT ALL 🤣. #EURO2024
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