@_Ryeal

i come here for the jokes. i could never see these things in real life. i am a parody. Views expressed are my own or your mother's

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2023
After a certain tax bracket, im leaving social media bruh
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These niggas are kinda right tho. I've known one. But i have my theories 😭
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Y’all have a mayor that talks like this and you’re protesting him??? Hello???
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed. This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities. Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery. Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children. Abolish ICE.
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Keshia ChantΓ© reveals how Drake reacted to baby rumours and says he got mad when she asked him comment that he was the uncle. "Why are they saying it's mine?"
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If you're wondering since it's not provided, she was part of the UN jurists who concluded that Israel was committing genocide in Gaza. She was also part of the International Criminal Tribunal that prosecuted Rwandans responsible for the genocide. She is also South African.
The 2026 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Navanethem Pillay.
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New sentence just dropped
Man odorless pussy so S tier bro
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Yall keep tryna send Druski on a suicide mission πŸ˜‚
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People saying β€œuse your ears” as a response to β€œwhat determines good music if not charts” is such a low IQ response. People using their ears is how those songs charted in the first place. You pretentious losers just think you’ve a superior music taste than the average music fan
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Drake's voice got deeper as the years progressed. He also started pacing himself more. He began entering grown ages musically. If your parents are siblings, you'll interpret that as him losing "hunger"
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He slowed down sonically and his pen game went up 500%. His words now are more lethal than before. He's grown grown ages now. And his music was already grown when he was younger btw
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β€œ i fell asleep... but we can break up if you are upset ” 😭
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Ube sewuy’vule ingathi uwe ne’stulo πŸ˜”
β€œchomi at least you didn’t sleep with him”
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He would retire after Thank Me Later.
Imagine how much less successful Drake would be if he actually cared about what haters think.
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Ryeal πŸ§ŠπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ retweeted
gets me every single time
I’m not even exaggerating, Family Guy got the funniest clips I’ve ever seen bro 😭😭😭
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Memes aside, Burning Bridges is a fabulous song.
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The aura, the suits… Peaky Blinders might be the hardest one out. πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
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Its barely Drake fans making these ai edits. Its the opps and the casuals. Because his name sells and the music is great.
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Druski having large scale theatrical skits and not one person leaked anything. Just amazing
Kid Stars growup & be so Unpredictable πŸ˜‚
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I put you niggas through the ringer πŸ”₯
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Ryeal πŸ§ŠπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ retweeted
Just you cuz we OVO
Yall peep music dying too or just me
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