
SWE by day, existential crisis surfer by night 👩🏻‍💻🇫🇷 French nerd since MCMXCVI ~ « hawk tuah frenchcore IT posting » - @equacc ~ phamous tehc infulencr
Paris, France
Joined October 2023
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C is Latin, the root of all modern languages, the whole universe used to speak it.
C++ is French, it’s Latin with fancy rules, used by the elite around the world & in specific circles.
JavaScript is English, everybody speaks it, most speakers speak it poorly and others don’t bother learning another language.
Java is German, it’s verbose, over-complicated and it made me cry several times. I won’t elaborate.
Python is Esperanto, it was created to be so easy everyone could speak it. Its speakers could benefit from a shower once in a while.
Rust is Russian, most speakers have an authoritarian left background and want to spread it worldwide.
"Girl, your 30s will be your best decade!"
Literally 1 month and 3 days into my 30s and I’ve been committed to a psychiatric hospital. Already three months in, no exit in sight for the near to mid future.
And in all honesty, I love it here!
That’s the Lebenswelt in its purest form.
Walked past him and said “I think you’re in the wrong seat.” He took his AirPods out and said “what.” I said “I think you’re in the wrong seat” He said “no I’m 27C” and I said “ha Im just makin a joke that you should be in the pilot seat.” He said “ah” and put his AirPods back in
Lately my friends and I have been drawing random black boxes onto our party pictures because it adds a certain vibe and aura.
Nowadays, computing is power. You manage your bank, credit, rent, taxes, take medical appointments… Every aspect of our lives is on a computer.
If you don’t own your computing power, you’re a slave. Overlords can unplug you out of existence.
Don’t give them that power. Resist.
I’m the OG vibe coder: bare minimum computer theory, no UML, no doc, no planification, no agile, no AI, just coding whatever comes to my mind and refining it along the way.
10x dev time, 10x peace of mind.
Reading Telegram news channels about the Middle East while listening to the Game of Thrones OST is peak European monitoring experience.
Xmas holiday. Tough year, long time no joy. Mom noticed, asked me what to do to make me feel good. Nothing much. She’s never been into vidya, but next day she found my old Saturn, even bought cable to play on HDMI TV. She watched me play, never did before. Feels good to be loved.
I woke up in Serbia and had a coffee in a Belgrader café. Im currently having a glass of wine on a Parisian terrace before going to bed in France.
Tell me again that our world isn’t amazing?
I’m launching my alternative web, here are the specs:
- No ads
- No cookies
- No pop-ups
- No disruptive startup slop
- No LinkedIn bullshittery
- No soyboy censorship
- No dark patterns
- KISS
- Anonymity by designed
I’ll guillotine everyone who don’t follow the rules.
The tech world is trash, there’s slop everywhere, go to any site and get spammed by pop-ups and cookie shit, use any app and they beg for AppStore reviews, use music streaming app and get pop-ups for concerts, use your keyboard and get pop-ups for emojis, fuck that retarded shit!










