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*gathers tarantula in Arizona desert to sell illegally on craigslist*
*gets letter from FBI, thinks Just try to come get me in my condo full of giant spiders*
*breeds super tarantula as extra percaution*
Kid Show Business retweeted
Once I learn how to process my emotions, figure out how to sleep at night, stop eating compulsively, learn to love and find a purpose, then LOOK OUT cause I’m gonna be unstoppable.
Kid Show Business retweeted
If we are on this earth for such a short time then why is this day dragging? ( gunshot. Followed by a long howl from a lone wolf on the prairie that knows only hardship. Suddenly a man in a suit comes running near the hungry wolf. It is Jimmy Fallon. He is mauled.)
Kid Show Business retweeted
Let us make this the greatest nation on the planet who couldn’t prevent the unnecessary deaths of 600,000 people because of a for-profit healthcare system.
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“ hey hate!” ‘yea fear?” ‘ hedge funds keep buying up lots of the housing market and no one can afford a house anymore “. “ that’s why we are going to murder them one by one” ‘thanks hate’.
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2 weeks away from a NEW Year NEW Laughs @SoundRoomOAK in beautiful @visitoakland
with the best comics Cali has to offer. Advance tickets recommended & only $10!🔥🎤🔥🎤🔥
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