@_RobCarter

Not sure who I am yet so enjoy pretending to be other people. Occasionally @chrisblisstwit

 London
unitedagents.co.uk/rob-carter
Joined May 2011
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5 reasons this is not ‘truth’ @elonmusk 1. Both y-axes have been shortened to exaggerate the increase/decrease 2. X-axis units are 2.5 years vs 7 days 3. Not mutually exclusive (CBS Evening News has an X account) 4. EVENING news, not total news 5. X usage peaks at elections
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This is gonna be HANDS DOWN the worst soap opera ever made. Worth a watch though…
Bangmouth Village@BangmouthTV1 Nov 2024
🚨 BANGMOUTH VILLAGE 🚨 COMING SOON... Subscribe for all episodes: youtube.com/@Bangmouth
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Why not take a trip down Guy’s Hospital for the NIGHTMARE OF YOUR LIFE
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Bonnie just said bye bye to a garbage truck and blew it a kiss and I think we can all learn a little something from that actually
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Love this gal. Love this show. Go watch @_JoGriffin if you’re up in Edinburgh! 😊
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Only 4 shows left!! No idea why people think it’s funny but please come and watch me be serious and clever and there are PLENTY of tickets left so maybe tell 100 friends thank you
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Any comedians looking to make social media content on the side - this is the job for you. These guys are amazing and they’re passionate about supporting and empowering freelancers. Very much nice guys.
Freelancer Club@freelancerclub23 Mar 2023
WE'RE HIRING 💥 Looking for a freelancer with a penchant for 'funny' to create short-form videos and written social content. To apply, email links to your work (video and written posts). 🤡
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For those of you with kids - there’s new episodes of the delightfully silly Danny & Mick every day this week. Genuinely love making this show and tapping into my inner greaseball 😜
Danny & Mick | Official Account@DannyandMick6 Mar 2023
🚨BRAND NEW EPISODES of #DannyAndMick Monday 13th March on @CBBC. Get a sneak peek of the action by checking out our new trailer - link in bio! Don't miss out on the fun!
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#VAULTFestival needs your help! 2023 will be the LAST festival in its current home and the future survival of the festival is under threat. @VAULTFestival must raise £150,000 by 19th March. Can you help #SaveVAULT? Like, share, donate, help! More info: vaultfestival.com/save-vault
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If you’re looking for a good pre-Christmas diet I can highly recommend Hand Foot & Mouth Disease. Lost 5kg in a week and now joyously stuffing my face 😋
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Trying to work out what’s better value: 2p a wipe or £2.08 for 100 shits?
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📣 I can finally share my first short film THE RAISIN with the world! 📣 🎬 Winner of Best Foreign Short at LA Comedy Festival 🎬 🎥 youtu.be/e_ofen9SDeM 🎥 🍿 Watch and like and share and stuff! 🍿
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Host’s a bit odd but worth it for the lineup… 🎟 dice.fm/event/grbg5-k2b-pres…
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Guys it’s pretty simple, all she’s done is scrap the plan to scrap the plan to not leave corporation tax where it was.
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Just won another made-up argument in my head
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Rob Carter retweeted
Jazz Emu@thejazzemu31 Aug 2022
A Wild Emu struts towards you to announce aggressively that his new album will be OUT TOMORROW. Do you: A) tell him that you have pre-saved it? B) tell him that you haven’t pre-saved it, grovel apologetically and promise to do so post-haste via the link below:
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Goodbye fringe - love yaaaaa!!!
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Apparently I’ve just been awarded gentleman of the fringe 🙏🏻
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Lovely little 5 ⭐️‘s from Mervyn Stutter’s Pick of the Fringe. 4 shows left! Come see come see!!
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Can I just say the audiences at the fringe have been amazing. Went through 3 different mics last night, which could have derailed the show, but they were so patient and positive and generous. Keep seeing shows and keep being lovely - the fringe wouldn’t exist without you.
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