33♓️, 📍DTX, 📸: _bigrob3

Texas, USA
Joined March 2013
me in 40 years when the social security checks ain’t cutting it no more
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Ms. Pat tears into Judge Judy for saying that people who aren't happy with America should leave 😬
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I definitely woke up thinking today was Friday. Thursday said:
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LOST YO MIND HIVE GET UP
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🗣️ NEW NENE #BDAY20
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single. no kids. no one snoring in my bed. no one cheating on me.
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When I smell weed in public:
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I’m NOT hard to deal with. I’m hard to play with - let’s NOT get those two things confused..
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Going to the gym and realizing I’m losing more laundry detergent than weight.
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Ya’ll are Very busy. Who made this song?
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Welcome to Texas High School football Nike wrapped Rolls Royce pulled up to DeSoto High School this week to show off their new gear
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when a homeless person asks for money but i’m a dollar away from being out there with them
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Fran from the nanny when she finally got a night out🤣
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Apple Products when you first set them up
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pov: you’re my microwave
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This makes me so happy!! Brandy dancing in front of the water fountain from the Moesha theme song!! Love seeing you outside @4everBrandy 🔥🔥🔥
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I hate when I’m trying to help a “friend” out with dating advice, and I ask them, “what’s your type?” and they say, “you.”
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🙂‍↕️
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Big boy back in action 🤍💪🏽
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I just hit my toe on the edge of the bed
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