Jason Todd 🌭

This is my every day face.

(Jason snags the cupcake when Dick puts it down and starts eating it. When he comes back over with the box, his eyebrow shoots up.) Is it a bomb?

Damn, it didn't come true. You still have your clothes on.

(Fiiiine. He even closes his eyes as he makes his wish, then leans in and blows the candle out)

Pretty sure most of your practicing is in the shower. Can it be any kinda wish?

My ears must really be getting old, cause that was actually decent.

What, no singing?

Cupcake? 🤔

....Thanks. 🧨🔥💣🔫🔪🗡️

All in a day's work.

What are you now, a vampire?

-gets close and plucks-

I'll come get it.

Gimme a break, I have the exact opposite effect on you.

Personally I like the greys that are coming in at your temple.

Just for the record I am -not- too old to eat 3 slices of cake all at once.

So old. 👴🏻

Why are we at threat level 🟠 again?

These home reno shows have got nothing on me. I can do this shit in half the time.

🙄😏🥲

Ahh!! I'm so offended!!