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I’m about to enter my hot dog era (going to a baseball game tomorrow)
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Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite TOMORROW! @SpeedballBailey vs @UNBESIEGBAR_ZAR After qualifying for #AEWWrestleDream and competing in Clockwork Carnage, Speedball Bailey will fight vs AEW’s newest signing Ilja Dragunov on Dynamite, in Dragunov’s @AEW debut, TOMORROW NIGHT!
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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dying at the announcers being like "chet holmgren isn't strong and keeps getting bullied by the spurs, and now his teammates have to fight his battles"
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wemby in atlanta next summer to understand where castle is from
“were gonna spend years together so we gotta understand each other and see where each other is from” THIS BUZZZZZZ
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Part of Digger's monologue has 400k likes on tiktok, which is probably more people than who actually saw the movie. Something something beautiful meta commentary moment. Diggerheads forever vindivated.
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It’s hilarious how petrified and abused we are as a fanbase that we have a really good, cool player signed through 2030 and we have weekly discourse on how he *might* leave despite having zero leverage.
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Such a fucking joke
One year ago today, Texas Tech banned its tortilla toss tradition, including at kickoff. Fans caught throwing tortillas risked ejection and losing ticket privileges, while the school added surveillance cameras to identify violators
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The best Nathan Fielder scene
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I feel bad for the Onion writing staff. How are you suppose to make up stuff more ridiculous then this?
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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All legitimate Advocacy organizations are non-profits but oddly, the Texas Transgender Student Union does not exist as a registered 5013C organization nor is it registered anywhere in the public record. Their mailing address is a UPS store. This was a political stunt.
This was sent to my home. Addressed to the “students” of our family from the “Texas Transgender Student Union.” It coaches minors on what to do if their parents are not supportive of their “trans” identity and walks them through getting emancipated. THIS IS EVIL!!!!!
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The San Antonio Spurs will win a basketball game tonight. Fuck ICE Free Palestine donald trump is a pedophile
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RULES FOR SPURS FIRST GAME if they win: greatest team of all time. if they lose: they were nervous and the first game was a warmup. wemby praisings: MANDATORY mention anything about the finals: BLOCKED #PorVida
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When it was the PAC 12 it was called the circle of suck, by the way
The SEC circle of parity is officially complete
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The circle is incomplete as it shows Vanderbilt being beaten by both Auburn and Arkansas instead of having a continuous loop of teams beating the next. The circle would be complete if Vanderbilt had defeated Auburn. x.com/gatadata88/sta…
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My honest reaction to “Matt Kleine has emerged as a serious candidate for the Houston Astros' GM vacancy.”
Milwaukee Brewers assistant GM Matt Kleine, who has been with the Brewers organization since 2007, has emerged as a serious candidate for the Houston Astros' GM vacancy.
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Blood on your hands @MLB
Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Republicans are already claiming voter fraud ain’t no way 😭
James Talarico winning ANY election in the State of Texas is absolute proof that election fraud exists.
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“Wemby hasn’t faced any adversity”
Victor Wembanyama admits he couldn’t get on any rides at Six Flags with his teammates because he was too tall to ride 💔 (via @JaredWeissNBA)
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I imagine any QB with shaky pass protection can empathize with all women’s struggle to find functional pockets
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It's funny how Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton are running on "Fixing Texas" when the Republicans have controlled the entire state for 30 goddamn years
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