Resident Assistant

I will keep the Twitter up but won't be updating! I love you all! Thanks for keeping me sane on duty nights, during incidents, and training!

The past few years of tweeting about RA life has been a blast, but my time has come to graduate. 🎓✌🏼️ I hope these tweets remain relatable.

11 things your RA wants you to know xitter.cf/amandacef/status/66448…

Do any of you or your housing departments attend an RA conference?

When residents fail their room inspections and send you angry emails about how it was unfair... xitter.cf/_RAconfessions/status/…

I have become immune to the sound of my phone ringing.

Do any of you have software in your housing department to check guests into the res hall? If so what is it?

When someone says something rude & you're frozen between wanting to snap at them & providing good customer service

When you're trying to prove that someone doesn't live in the dorms but they actually do xitter.cf/_RAconfessions/status/…

When people yik yak about how shitty the dorms and RAs are, I take it personally.

What did I do last night? I removed a pet tarantula from a room, disabled a fire alarm, put back together a door knob, you know, the usual

😂😂😂😂 xitter.cf/taylorstanley34/status…

When you're not on duty but something happens on your floor

You know you're an RA when...

There's always that one girl who doesn't own any clothing that covers her mid drift

There's always that one kid(s) that thinks it's cool to hang out in the lobby

I try to forget the dumb things residents say & do on move in day, but truthfully, it is all I will think about when I see them.

Parents who try to start the check in process when the resident (their ADULT offspring) isn't even there yet. xitter.cf/_RAconfessions/status/…

When a resident's mom blatantly ignores your instructions and throws in some attitude too xitter.cf/_RAconfessions/status/…