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Being dissatisfied is what satisfy me, i will not delete bad takes id rather make a worser tweet, I stand by nothing. my word means nothing I have no shame.

Cape Town
Joined February 2022
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I got a R5K qoute and I was ignoring it but I think it might be a bargain
Hook up girl, Nozibusiso Mdletshe has become the subject of online discussions following claims that her name appeared in private hookup groups where men were allegedly discussing her. Screenshots said to be from these groups have been reported on SA Gossip Lab.
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😭😭😭😭😭😂
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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😭😭🤣🤣🤣
‘Sexual healing’ came on in the uber and me and the driver made eye contact in the rear view mirror and he changed it
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Thursday: “andizanga na potholes,ndifike zikhona"
Masinikeni iANC ione last chance 🖤💚💛🤧
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id pay a premium to have a girl like this 😂
Even if oka mo video caller, ra iphitlha rona harena bothata
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ke rata basadi yoh hai I need to chill out
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What have they ever gotten us?
Majita, let’s get them Coach bags for Christmas
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this shit is so funny
Debbie Dingel to Haley Stevens
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wishing Hellen Zille bad luck, i don’t live in JHB
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“Ya know I got you last time “ and did
When bro acts all innocent after paying me on time like I don't know he's trying to set up for a bigger loan next time:
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#deadlock Commission of Violet or something 🎨
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National Socialist Ballers Association 🏀
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what is the name of the app please
ぽちゃマチアプ、さすがにデブ過ぎて無理かと思ったけど無双してる
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Hahaha you can’t fucking make your own booking lmao I hope they get you again. Oh my God I hate stupidity
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lol look at the interest 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DJ Sbu faces R15.9 million tax headache after SARS court victory Media personality and businessman DJ Sbu is facing a tax bill of almost R16 million after the South African Revenue Service (SARS) reportedly obtained a default judgment against him at the Johannesburg High Court. The development follows SARS issuing a final letter of demand to the Mo Faya energy drink founder on 25 June 2026, seeking payment of R15.7 million. The amount is believed to have increased by approximately R200 000 by the time the revenue service secured the judgment about two weeks ago. According to Africa Daily, which reported on the court judgment, the outstanding debt comprises more than R8.2 million in unpaid personal income tax, over R7.6 million in interest and R60 500 in administrative penalties. DJ Sbu, whose real name is Arthur Sibusiso Leope, was reportedly given 10 business days to settle the amount or explore available debt-relief options. These included negotiating an instalment payment arrangement, applying for suspension of payment while disputing the assessment, or requesting a compromise on part of the debt. SARS also warned that failure to address the outstanding amount could result in further recovery measures, including approaching third parties holding money on his behalf and obtaining a warrant allowing the sheriff to attach and sell his assets. Interest would continue accumulating on the outstanding debt. buzzlifenews.com
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Marathon wearing slides? 😭😭😭
Nigeria is not a real place.
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I’d be faithful to you
Me doing everything but looking at the camera.
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I think I will drive a Grand i20 next year, I am tall but I have to accept my situation
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I think I will drive a Grand i20 next year, I am tall but I have to accept my situation
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