So Much To Do With So Little Time -| 👾💻 —| Loner.

Nigeria
Joined January 2019
This boy😂😂😂 No worry, that January loan move to Fulham would bang so hard😂
Endrick couldn’t hold back the tears during his Real Madrid presentation 🥺🤍
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UglyBoySuave👾 retweeted
hope you let her know say if you kpai she go suffer?
my sister was carrying a crate of eggs and without seeing her, i ran into her and everything broke. before she could start crashing out, i sent her 500k to buy another crate. she said “big jay, a crate of egg is not up to 10k”. i laughed and ran outside to pick up my Louis Vuitton delivery. to some of us, 500k be like 10k😂💪
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🚨🚨 LAMINE YAMAL HAS EQUALIZED FOR BARCELONA! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯 PSG 2-2 Barcelona.
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bruno didn’t pass to him that’s why
🤔 Oh my god. HOW DID CRISTIANO RONALDO MISS FROM HERE? 🤯🤯
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Godddd😭😂
I don sell all my room things. If house rent expire, I go just waka like person wey go buy meat😭🫴💀
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UglyBoySuave👾 retweeted
so if ronaldo wins the super balon d’or, balon d’or won’t lose its credibility anymore?😂😂😂 ronaldo fans, very funny set of human beings😂
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so if ronaldo wins the super balon d’or, balon d’or won’t lose its credibility anymore?😂😂😂 ronaldo fans, very funny set of human beings😂
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In your imagination see wetin you wan use your gender do😂😂😂
E dey do me make I build house, furnish am, park ashewo inside, con dey do mama alaye. 😭😂 any small thing, na “RARA O honorable owo yen kere this girl na the new girl for town ode mo ere she dadaa 30 million naira ni last Chief”😭😭
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the dalot pulled the skirt up more when she sat down
If frame 2 & 3 are the actual length of the skirt, why is Frame 1&4 that way? What do i know? Smh
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😂😂 this thing just funny. shey na big brother naija wey them dey use money vote?😂😂
🚨 NEW: Ronaldo’s 2008 Ballon d'Or is now leading with 73%, while Messi’s 2012 has 9% so far. Total dominance in history. GOAT debate settled??
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oh, them dey pay for votes?😂😂😂 interesting.
CRISTIANO RONALDO IS LEADING 🇵🇹🏁 You can still vote for your B.O.A.T. and try to win 2 tickets to the 2027 ceremony! 🌕 Choose your BALLON D'OR OF ALL TIME among the players who have won the award multiple times. ✨ Take part now at ➡️ Ballondor.com/vote #ballondor #boat
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this is the funniest thing on the internet today .. who did this song ???! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
USELESS BOY .@BNXN ARE YOU DONE ?
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“Your parentswill not see good things from you, Because you will only have lies to tell them” 😭😭😭😭😭
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Al-Nassr could reportedly be SOLD amid claims that the Saudi club has accumulated nearly €184 MILLION IN DEBT! The club is reportedly looking to clear its debts ahead of a potential sale. RedBird Capital Partners, the owners of AC Milan and Toulouse, are reportedly in talks over a possible investment. CRISTIANO RONALDO COULD HIMSELF ACQUIRE A 20% STAKE IN AL-NASSR! — @Bloomberg
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make person send this guy link to 2026
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UglyBoySuave👾 retweeted
make person send this guy link to 2026
I nor buy you Lambo ….Is that why you are shouting?-- Burnaboy finally replied Sophia
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UglyBoySuave👾 retweeted
the fact say you be APC supporter, all these curses wey he lay go meet you by God’s grace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
USELESS BOY .@BNXN ARE YOU DONE ?
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let’s bring him back to the theatre.
🚨🚨🚨 | Steve McClaren on the standards Ten Hag brought to #MUFC when he was manager: “After a couple of weeks, some of the players asked to CHANGE the training time. “They said it used to be 11AM.. and it allowed them to take their kids to school, and they’d like to do that. “Harry [Maguire] went, ‘NO. We do 9AM now.’ “First game against Brentford, we lost. There was 13KM difference in how much we ran compared to them. “Erik [Ten Hag] went.. ‘we’re going to run THAT [the 13KM] this morning.’ “I said don’t be silly, you CANNOT do that. He went ‘Fair enough, they’ll run AFTER ME until I tell them to stop.’ “He had battles with Ronaldo, with Rashford.. he was late to a meeting by 30 seconds and Erik CLOSED the door, put the team up, and he was OUT of it.”
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UglyBoySuave👾 retweeted
Make person dey use him 20s fetch water inside drum cause light no dey, but him mates for other countries no even sabi wetin lack of power supply mean God actually abeg.
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even with them on the pitch we still dey collect. it’s nothing new.
BREAKING: Manchester United had several players missing from training this morning including Marcus Rashford, Lisandro Martinez, Kobbie Mainoo and Luke Shaw 🚨
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