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Are you really reading my bio? Why? Do you even believe these bios? OK, well I'm sorry I wasted your time not writing one...Wow you're still reading?!

Joined September 2014
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THREE Premier League defeats in a row for Man City 😬
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Chelsea fans watching these Enzo Maresca and Enzo Fernandez downfall. 😂
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Enzo Jeremías Fernández will go down as the most useless, unimportant, unneeded, pointless, ineffective, superfluous, inconsequential and redundant signing in the history of Manchester City Football Club.
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Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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In 2026 Robert Pattinson has: • Starred in THE DRAMA • Starred in THE ODYSSEY • Starred in PRIMETIME • Filmed THE BATMAN PART 2 • Stars in DUNE PART 3 • Tested for the role of James Bond i mean holy fuck.
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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‘That was a great audition, Robert Pattinson is up next’
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pattinson showing up for the screen test
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The 5 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?
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Dude explains what's currently going on very very well. Which is something we always said & saw. The black vote is too fractured while the white, coloured, & Indian vote swings between 2 to 3 parties.
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the fuck you mean?
My 7-inch dildo ain’t even all the way in, and this boy’s legs already shaking.
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The girlies who are with Nigerians have such a weird take on voting 😭. “I’m not voting because Yal xenophobic”?!!!!!! Bathong 😭😂
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of the finest bitches too
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The older they get, the lower the standards drop 💔
Rubi Rose says men no longer need to make $5 Million a year to date her 👀
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This broer speaks so well
Podcaster Sol Phenduka spoke to eNCA about the importance of voting. Phenduka says he hopes the government will prioritise basic service delivery and address the everyday needs of South Africans. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403.
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you guys were discoursing worst hoods between cpt and jozi just the other day and the da is about to level the playing field. learning curve.
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Once again, le voutile marete. Especially in Joburg 😒
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Them mimosa blacks!
You guys really voted for DA in Joburg. Fucking hell man.
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You can't save a 702 black, man.
You guys really voted for DA in Joburg. Fucking hell man.
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You guys really voted for DA in Joburg. Fucking hell man.
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People of Johannesburg forgot that they bridged electricity, Helen Zille is going to show them flames. 🤣
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