Matumbo connoisseur | A lie is a great story ruined by the truth
nairobi,kenya
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BoredGenius retweeted
Without that constitution tungekuwa tumekudinya vibaya sana wewe @Aaroncheruiyot
BoredGenius retweeted
You crossed the line when you started using your stomach to reason. FYI,,,instead of bringing Bayern Munich, why don't you and Atwoli have an Ugali eating competition at Talanta Stadium? That would be much cheaper entertainment for Kenyan taxpayers.
BoredGenius retweeted
If @skmusyoka had not been unreasonably greedy in 07 Raila would have finished his two terms in 2017. We would all now be campaigning for Kalonzo's re-election under the Original ODM Party. – at Nairobi, Kenya
BoredGenius retweeted
20 years later and Kalonzo is still the same person he was in 2007.
If @skmusyoka had not been unreasonably greedy in 07 Raila would have finished his two terms in 2017. We would all now be campaigning for Kalonzo's re-election under the Original ODM Party.
BoredGenius retweeted
I wonder hii budget ya kulipa influencers wa South Africa na Uganda Kasongo ametoa wapi?? Juu ni kama wa Kenya hawaleti results!
Accounts from Outside Kenya that have been paid to play cheap PR for Kasongo!
BoredGenius retweeted
You Aaron Cheruiyot @Aaroncheruiyot is a piece of shit living beyond his means. Court has said I have freedom to speak
BoredGenius retweeted
Don't you just love that massive handball by Senate Majority Leader @Aaroncheruiyot?
He has looked at the horrible roads captured on H.E Sifuna's page and asked him to "tandika katiba upitie".
But the roads belong to Kwale people, who use them daily, not to Sifuna. So they are the ones being asked to "tandika katiba upitie".
The Senate Majority Leader is a top government insider. This must be the government position over roads everywhere, from Sindo to Samburu, Turkana to Taveta, Makueni to Busia.
If that is the state's position now, let's predict some more answers they'll give us;
Bomas is being looted = tandika katiba.
The Housing Levy is hurting Kenyans = tandika katiba.
Kenyans are going hungry from a high cost of living = watandike katiba.
We will tandika this katiba on 10th August, hawataamini.
BoredGenius retweeted
As Mr. Gatabaki advised, calm your ass down
If you want to see chaos, mention the word Manifesto around #SisiNdioSifunas, they don’t want to hear that word or even a plan.
So are u just waiting for elections?
