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Joined February 2025
🚨 BREAKING: After the defeat to Aston Villa at home, the board has now drawn up a DREAM 5-man potential replacement to replace Roberto De Zerbi at Spurs. • 🇩🇪 Julian Nagelsmann • 🇳🇱 Arne Slot • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Garry Neville ….. love
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🚨🗣️ JOHN OBI MIKEL REACTS TO ARSENAL’S 3-0 DEFEAT TO BRIGHTON ON THE OBI ONE PODCAST: Speaking on the Obi One Podcast after Arsenal’s 3-0 defeat to Brighton: 🗣️ “Do you remember what Brighton’s manager said about Arsenal last season? He accused them of slowing the game down, wasting time and playing by their own rules. I remember that because I was saying something similar. I called Arsenal’s set-piece routine a ‘cheat code’, and people came at me for it. But I also said teams would eventually understand how Arsenal play. I even said I didn’t see them retaining the league because the rest of the Premier League were learning how to deal with them. Now look at today, Brighton beat them 3-0. I’m not saying one result decides a season, but this is exactly why I told everyone to be patient. I’ve been waiting for people to see what I was talking about. Arsenal fans may not like hearing it from me, but football has a way of giving you your receipts. #BHAARS
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🚨 BREAKING: After the loss to Aston Villa, Roberto De Zerbi has reportedly requested five more players to strengthen the squad, while planning a new contract for Conor Gallagher. • Nicolas Jackson 🇸🇳 • Mikel Merino 🇪🇸 • Emiliano Buendía ….. love
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What was he thinking ?? 😤😤
Saka needs to work on his finishing
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GOALS CONCEDED THIS WEEKEND ARSENAL(Best defense in the world) - 3 LIVERPOOL-0 WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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🚨Rio Ferdinand on Arsenal’s 3-0 defeat to Brighton: 🗣️ Rio Ferdinand: “This is Arsenal’s first 3-0 defeat in three years, and I think it exposes something we’ve been reluctant to say this Arsenal team can look very ordinary when the game gets away from them. Ødegaard was poor today. He kept giving the ball away, couldn’t get Arsenal playing and Brighton were punishing every loose pass. Saka wasn’t at it either. Havertz couldn’t influence the game. You had Arsenal’s big players simply disappearing when the team needed them. And then I look at Arteta. I’m asking myself why Lewis-Skelly didn’t start this game. Arsenal needed energy and aggression in that midfield and Brighton completely outran them. Bruno Guimarães and Declan Rice? Outworked. Outrun. Brighton made that midfield look ordinary. And David Raya has now conceded more than one goal in a Premier League game this season. That tells you how comfortable Arsenal’s defence has been before today, but Brighton have ripped that comfort apart. Three goals. No response. For all the talk about Arsenal being title contenders, tonight they looked like a very ordinary football team. Brighton didn’t just beat Arsenal. They made them look average.”
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🚨 BREAKING: After the defeat at Brentford, Xabi Alonso has reportedly handed the board his DREAM 5-man transfer shortlist to reinforce the squad this January. • 🇮🇹 Alessandro Bastoni. • 🇪🇸 Fermin Lopez • 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe ….. love
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The Drake x Yeat FOMO is getting serious🔥 Every time that “Miss My Dawg” snippet plays, it sounds even better. Drake, Yeat…drop the damn song😊
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The Drake x Yeat FOMO is getting serious🔥 Every time that “Miss My Dawg” snippet plays, it sounds even better. Drake, Yeat…drop the damn song😊
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🚨Brighton head coach Fabian Hürzeler’s reacts after beating Arsenal 3-0: 🗣️Fabian Hürzeler’s: “I told you guys last season Arsenal don’t play ball, and I am not that type of manager. Last year, they came to our place, wasted time, made up their own rules, and stole a win. Today, we showed them what happens when you actually try to play football for ninety minutes. You see, tactical tricks and slowing the game down can only hide your flaws for so long. When you come up against a team that wants to play, that wants to attack, and that has the courage to go toe-to-toe, those rules you made up don't save you anymore. I said back then I would never try to win in that way, and looking at the 3-0 scoreline today, I think everyone can see why. We played football; they just watched."
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Still can’t understand how we went from playing matches like this without fear to praying for a result at Fulham
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Drake shopping for jewelry like he’s picking up groceries.
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Brighton away is not a game for experiments, they’re in serious form, so Arsenal will need the right midfield balance today. Bruno or Myles Lewis-Skelly Who are you starting? ? Make your case👇
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🚨🚨 BREAKING ‼️ ALTERCATION AT ARSENAL TRAINING THIS MORNING! Max Dowmann and Noni Madueke reportedly nearly came to blows after arguing over who gets to score Arsenal’s 6TH GOAL from the bench. Arteta had to scream: “BOTH OF YOU CALM DOWN — THERE’LL BE ENOUGH WHEN WE SCORE 12!” Arsenal fans, please remain calm. We are fighting over STATISTICS now. 😂🔴⚪️ ||#AFC || #COYG || #PremierLeague ||
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Man United is out of the Title Race Chelsea is out of the Title Race Liverpool was never in the conversation Aston Villa are wobbly Ladies and Gentlemen another title race between Arsenal and Manchester City ❤️🩵
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Most Terrifying version of footballers Hope we all agreed to this?
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The reason why Xabi Alonso’s Chelsea side lost to Brentford
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Gyokeres 25/26
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🚨🌟 Lamine Yamal on how he grew up and his opinion about football stats: “How I grew up in football? It was when we watched the full games, from minute zero to ninety, and I didn't check how many goals or assists each player had” 👀 “That was when everyone enjoyed football, you saw a midfielder who maybe didn't score 20 goals, but who was a delight like Ozil, who I liked a lot. I think today's generation sees the game sees the game differently” 🫂 “I tell my mother that I'll never go back home angry because I didn’t score a goal that match, scoring a goal is just a statistic. I get angry if I don't touch the ball and if I couldn’t enjoy it on the pitch, that's what makes me angry the most” 🎙️Reporter: Do you think Kane and Mbappe deserves the Balon d’or over you??? Yamal made it clear Kane and Mbappé weren't on his level last season. He stated that he & Kane were the top 2 in the world, but he deserves the Ballon d’Or because he actually has the trophies to back it up (World Cup, Spanish super cup and La Liga) but Mbappe didn’t win any trophy last season. Kane scored so many goals and won some trophies but he didn’t the World Cup. The award shouldn't go to someone who just scores 80 goals or unimpactful, stat-padded goals without team silverware. Lamine: “I've outdone Mbappé and Kane in all the titles. As the best player in the world, but I think I’d deserve the Ballon d'Or this year”
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