β€’ Dangerously knowledgeable in things β€’ Always firing on all syllables β€’ Wildly Aggressive β€’ misanthrope β€’ Link in bio β€’ Yelp rating: β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜†

New FUCKING York
Joined December 2010
I have a use for you…
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My enemies deserve every ounce of my wrath, but my friends are equally as lucky with the extent of my loyalty. Do me right, I do you right. Same with wrong. Simple.
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You are not a serious woman. I won’t @ you cuz everyone already knows. As do you. Ya dumb fucking e-slut. πŸŒ– ✨
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OG MOMMA πŸ–•πŸΌ retweeted
Replying to @_OGMomma
Breakfast is for amateurs.
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This is my quantoooor or is it quanteur
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Hahhahahhahaha FUCK IT
In 1980, Montgomery Ward accidentally mailed nearly 8 million catalogs containing the word β€œ****” hidden in a bedroom photo. The company believed it had been deliberately slipped into the artwork by a disgruntled employee and somehow made it past everyone before printing. The catalogs quickly became a collector’s curiosity.
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I swear to God, this is what Claude is doing instead of doing what I told him to do. Let me check the damage.
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This whole situation just boggles my mind Some humans are just shitty Some humans do not understand loyalty
I want to express something that is not always easy for me. After my brother and his wife almost tore my soul out, I understood what it feels like to be so mentally tired that you stop looking for the light. But you have to keep looking. You can get through anything. I didn't just lose money, I lost my ability to function. I was blessed to have comedy to keep me going, but not everybody has an outlet. When the walls are closing in, it can feel like there's no moving forward. I wish there was a simple roadmap out. It starts with loving yourself and getting the help you need and trusting the people around you who want nothing more than to see you thriving.
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People are fucking garbage Fuck you
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πŸ€– Made with AI
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Nature on every corner in NY πŸ… πŸ’©
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I don’t know who needs to hear this (actually we all know) β€” but FUCKING EWE
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OG MOMMA πŸ–•πŸΌ retweeted
Bullish βœ‚οΈ
Replying to @_OGMomma
I’m in a serious online e-dating relationship with @LittleMacroBear πŸ»πŸ’» πŸ’œ We bonded over bΓ©arnaise sauce, Bojangles cheddar bo biscuits, and the fact that neither of us hates the government enough. Our first date was a Space. Our second was her
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🚨 After months of secret DMs, shared charts, and me screenshotting her dinner posts like they’re love letters, I’m officially coming out: 🚨
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I’m in a serious online e-dating relationship with @LittleMacroBear πŸ»πŸ’» πŸ’œ We bonded over bΓ©arnaise sauce, Bojangles cheddar bo biscuits, and the fact that neither of us hates the government enough. Our first date was a Space. Our second was her
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posting food & me ratioing someone about inflation. The relationship is long-term bullish, fully remote, and powered by mutual likes and occasional β€œDayuuummm.” No, we haven’t met IRL. Yes, the charts confirm it. If you don’t support this, you simply don’t understand macro. πŸ“ˆπŸ’
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