Veteran shitposter, music snob, jaded anime enthusiast, and trash Tekken player.

Joined March 2017
First day wearing a new jacket and immediately got outmogged by someone else
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arena worker just came over and said "where's the lady that got the chicken in her hair?" and gave me a free popcorn. @abbycanucks this is why you're the best team in the league
our section tried to start the wave at 3-0 abby. lady behind me dumped an entire bowl of korean fried chicken on my head by accident. lady beside me took my to the bathroom to wash my hair in the sink. came back it was 7-1 abby. what a night so far.
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Wshhhh l’aura de zinzin
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new dog tag from universal
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a lil something to take the edge off
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First video on TikTok today and it’s fucking frying me
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Tom retweeted
game day.
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i keep thinking about how he wanted to rummage through her stuff. he BARELY held back
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As a big comedy fan, this was a pretty special moment for me
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The only saving grace this abomination of a movie has, is this masterpiece
How bad can this movie be?
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this was actually the first time nathan lost
elizabeth holmes' only impression of nathan fielder before the doc #NathanForYou
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ok so turns out the local theatre can’t play the movie bc the “file won’t transfer to their projectors” ask me how i specifically got scammed by elizabeth holmes
i have never in my life seen a lineup to get into the theatre…… nathan’s influence
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The FGC is saved
Soulja Boy releases his own Rap Fighting video game called "Fighting Soulja" lol
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Sorry man
I farted so hard I tore a hole in me fucking pants argagagagaga
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Colton Parayko may secretly be a Jedi, as he appeared to use the Force push to defend against Quinn Hughes in last night's game 🤯🤣 (h/t @JasonGregor)
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Tom retweeted
theyre afraid of remastering the version of shrek 2 that has shrek stuck in an eternal infinite orgasm
First trailer for the ‘SHREK 2 REMASTERED’ game.
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Get ready for the first-ever Canucks Naruto Night on Tuesday, January 5th! Celebrate the world of Naruto at Rogers Arena as the #Canucks take on the Islanders. Plus, don’t miss your chance to score a special-edition headband with this exclusive ticket offer. BUY TICKETS | vancanucks.co/4BhYyz1
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you hit 25+ and these become your only three emotions
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