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Yo cuando estoy en una peda y un cabrรณn quiere quitar el regional mexicano para poner a Latรญn Mafia.
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โel alcohol te pone agresivoโ
yo con la primera gota de alcohol en mi cuerpo:
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Did yall just discover hunter boots or something whatโs going on
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Nobody:
Me: At 3AM because Iโm too lazy to get up and get a drinking water
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My soulmate is out there laughing at some girlโs dumb jokes donโt worry king a true clown is on the way
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Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like
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October, November, and December are like: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
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Idk who need to hear this but DO NOT take a break from the gym!!! ๐ซ
Wanna piss white people off just buy a brand new truck or SUV ๐
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you gotta hold me extra tight at night cause i'll get up and go to the afters
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Sabes que esto se va a poner feo cuando quitan a la Nalgona y ponen al Meteorรณlogo
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I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up

































