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Texas, USA
Joined May 2011
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bout to be outside just like this
Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shรญt
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Yo cuando estoy en una peda y un cabrรณn quiere quitar el regional mexicano para poner a Latรญn Mafia.
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โ€œel alcohol te pone agresivoโ€ yo con la primera gota de alcohol en mi cuerpo:
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Did yall just discover hunter boots or something whatโ€™s going on
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Nobody: Me: At 3AM because Iโ€™m too lazy to get up and get a drinking water
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My soulmate is out there laughing at some girlโ€™s dumb jokes donโ€™t worry king a true clown is on the way
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Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like
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Top 5 white people song imo
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October, November, and December are like: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
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Idk who need to hear this but DO NOT take a break from the gym!!! ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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Wanna piss white people off just buy a brand new truck or SUV ๐Ÿ˜‚
Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s totally legit that this woman who speaks zero English is driving a 70k Yukon Denali in my rural Kentucky county, She walked in to the gas station, showed the Indian her phone, and walked out without needing to pay. She probably just works harder than me.
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me once i feel a breeze outside
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you gotta hold me extra tight at night cause i'll get up and go to the afters
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yo: quiero un hombre un hombre: hola yo:
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Sabes que esto se va a poner feo cuando quitan a la Nalgona y ponen al Meteorรณlogo
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I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts
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