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Joined March 2022
🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Los #RamsHouse cortaron a su pateador, Mevis, trajeron a Grupe y se lesionó en la primer patada. Ya preparan al pateador de despeje para ser kicker #NFL
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So unless its for free the owner is not paying Cheap ass
but guys the mlb doesnt need a salary cap
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Grupe heading into the locker room. Limping with what looks like a shoulder injury as well.
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
USC is on a Bye and 8 teams ranked ahead of them lost today. Somehow, the AP will move them down tomorrow
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
So in college football today: #1 lost #2 lost #3 beat an unranked 3-3 team in double overtime #5 lost #6 lost #7 lost
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Nick Saban was paying players illegally for years at Alabama. Everyone got NIL access and his ass ran from the grind. Now he’s the face of “protecting college sports”. Cut the shit old man.
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
They’ll only drop Texas to #20 and then bring Florida up to #19 because SEC… I hate it here 😭
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
How the Dairy Queen employee wants you to react when they flip the blizzard upside down
When the fajitas come out sizzling
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
every team in college football is bad this is awesome
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Top 10 Kentucky and UCLA in football?
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AP voters being forced to vote a Big 12 team at number 1
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Camera man needs a raise. This guys is absolutely toasted 😂
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
8-4 Texas vs 8-4 Texas A&M on Thanksgiving
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Joe Davis hate is so forced at this point. Not a Dodgers fan. Go back and listen to him call the Yankees and Dodgers World Series and you tell me if he was biased. When Aaron Judge hit the home run in game 4 that excitement and emotion was palpable. Respect greatness
Out of all the home runs the Brewers hit this week not one of them got a call like this. Joe Davis is the worst announcer I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Any sport. He needs to go.
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
The Pop Tart Bowl sends its regards.
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Who’s ready for the worst AP poll ever made
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Not so fast…
The circle is complete…
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
Glad the #RamsHouse jumped on Ty Simpson at 13th this year 💯
The 2027 QB class feels a lot shittier than anticipated, huh?
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
The SEC is an average conference this season and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. There should be zero teams inside the Top 5 from the SEC.
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🐍Nü-Metal Cowboy retweeted
NOTRE DAME DOES NOT BELONG IN THE PLAYOFF !!! LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY PLAY SOME DECENT COMPETITION!!! JOIN A CONFERENCE AND LOSING A GAME LIKE THIS WONT DETERMINE YOUR POST SEASON HOPES 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
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