@_NaturalMonroe

just a schmedium cute scientist

Joined March 2011
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Dallas, TX | Proof of Life 🤍
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Learning that I’m bouf handed has brought me joy
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Do not tell me you otw and you not otw. Nothing grinds my gears more
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Paying almost $7 for gas makes my ass itch
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The video I just saw >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Had you living in your car. HE 👏🏽DON’T 👏🏽 LIKE 👏🏽 YOU 👏🏽
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Light Bowgun Brigadier@SourceDuMalOct 18
Ive been a bra fitter for 15 years. Fitted thousands of women from AA to R/S/T cups. ITS A SMALL CUP SIZE. End of.
Lulu Solomon@lulu_solomoOct 18
Can we stop saying a D & DD cup is not big? Ya'll think it's not big because your B cup boobs are being vanity sized into D cups that are really B cups by these bougie bra fitters.
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Anna@ArguablyAnnaOct 16
You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
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@nypostOct 14
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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I was just praising myself for not waking up in the middle of night and here I am up at 3 AM 😭
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The SupaCent press on nail collection looks so good
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Jae Sambo@JaeSamboOct 12
"I deserve" written on a shirt, call it Tank top. 👀
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These toe spacers and compression socks are saving my life rn
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There’s a Rocky Horror Picture Show in SD and I might have to go
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All yorkies look alike and I hate it cause everybody look like my Rye 😫
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San Diego is not collateral damage. We are not expendable. And we are never a "small price to pay." Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.
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@HQNewsNowOct 6
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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The thirst comments on TikTok be having me weakkkkk.
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This episode of Lantern is sad af omg
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I actually enjoyed this series. Looking forward to season 2
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NotFamous, Esq.@BigEsqBae_Oct 3
I think what I am noticing from tweets like this is that we have become so accustomed to being overly or hyper stimulated that we can't just enjoy calm, smooth, and soothing music. It has a pulse, it's just not a fast one.
NOT A&R@__dynishOct 2
I think the problem with Victoria’s album is it doesn’t have a PULSE. nothing just jumps out at you. y’all gone be mad with me but I’m SICK of the sepia tones and brown. idc idc.
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I must be transitioning to an adult pro max cause why am I looking at file cabinets
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Diorthyst ꕤ@radientgrandeOct 3
Mr. Information when he found out that people were spreading Ms. Information
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