LB's Mom. Lover of baseball ⚾ and donuts 🍩. @DevOpsDaysBmore organizer. Mostly retweets or musings of my small one.
Baltimore, MD
Joined January 2013
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Actual exchange w my mother about my 4yo:
Mom: She wants to watch 'wit.' What is that & what is it on?
Me: I think Booba on Netflix
Mom:✅
No wonder "where did I put my keys" is so hard, my short term memory is full of fake names of real shows & the location of her favorite toy.
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DevOpsDays is returning to Baltimore for 2023!!! Join us on May 23rd and 24th at the Rita Rossi Colwell Center (Formerly the Columbus Center). Earlybird tickets, talk proposals and sponsorships are now open! devopsdays.org/baltimore
3: Mama, when will we be home?
Me: Well we have to go to the store, but then we'll be home soon... ish.
3: I'm not ish! I'm just Lucy.
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Do you think the developers at @ElixirConf are going to know there’s a tester among them? 🥰 so ready for my talk at 1:15! Am I talking about risk and communication? You bet I am. 😂
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Come see us at #ElixirConf2022 !We’re looking forward to all the amazing speakers this week. #elixir #technology #denvercolorado
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Saw this awful story going around on Twitter, clicked it to learn the home is in Baltimore and homeowner a JHU prof:
A Black professor who studies housing discrimination had his home estimated to be worth $472K. A mortgage lender then denied a refinance loan
After he and his wife removed any indications that Black people lived there, a 2nd appraiser valued it at $750K
nytimes.com/2022/08/18/reale…
Me: Do you want to go down the slide?
3: No, it's too slippery.
Me: Too slippery? that's the point
3: No mama, that's the _problem_
1. I. just. ADORE. @crayzeigh. I mean just look at them. 🤩
2. THIS: "We won’t run our systems past 80% load, but we refuse to let humans run at anything less than 100%."
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If you try to schedule a meeting with me at 5pm on a Friday, you will see that I am busy.
ALT A calendar appointment: “can we not” from 5-6:50pm
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"How do you measure burnout on your team?"
Someone asked this question in my course today.
Required reading for any leader:
Food for thought.
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One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
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Lola - "Smile at ducks"
As far as I'm aware, there has been no scientific evidence that proves smiling at ducks doesn't create dopamine in the brain. It would be wise to follow Lola's instructions. Who knows perhaps they smile back. Lola enjoys ducks and life. Take her advice.