Chuck Norris didn’t die. Death just finally worked up the courage to introduce itself. RIP legend.

Millennials walking around trying to get a connection with Verizon.

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: Augustus. #Jeopardy #BlindGuess @JeopardyGuesser

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: Pictionary. #Jeopardy #BlindGuess @JeopardyGuesser

It’s been a few days since I last caught #Jeopardy and I was convinced Allegra was actually Lori Beth Denberg.

For the next three months. #DaylightSavingTime #Its527PM

On October 31st, he asked me what day it was.

#NationalCatDay in a nutshell.

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: The Four Corners. #Jeopardy #BlindGuess @JeopardyGuesser

Someone understood the assignment. #Jeopardy

The location: House of Elrond. The time: 10:00 in the morning. The date: October the 24th.

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: St. Louis Arch. #Jeopardy @JeopardyGuesser

Kids these days: 6 7 Us:

Oh, so when Amazon Web Services has a blackout on a Monday morning, it’s a “Global Catastrophe” and “unprecedented” but when I do, I’m “an alcoholic” and “ruining this nice brunch”.

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: Theory of Relativity. #Jeopardy @JeopardyGuesser

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: Jimmy Carter. #Jeopardy @JeopardyGuesser

Happy anniversary to this absolute legend. One man’s 2017 misfortune is a nation’s treasure. #KenBoneAppreciationDay @kenbone18

#HeyGirl…

My final #JeopardyBlindGuess: The Centennial Light. #Jeopardy #BlindGuess @JeopardyGuesser

On #October3rd, he asked me what day it was.