@_MarkBennett

I do a podcast. I do a comedy. Podcast: https://xitter.cf/t.co/TxY8e1dyp4 Instagram: https://xitter.cf/t.co/SJY5sKMXax

 Toronto
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Joined November 2009
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He makes ONE mistake - I mean think about the number of people he hasn’t slapped. Almost everyone. #AcademyAwards #perspective
Is no one going to mention that Chris Rock took a hit like a champ??Didn’t expect it and had on those slippery damn dress shoes - still held his ground. #solid #Oscars
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Kingstonist@kingstonist11 Feb 2022
With #ygk's only comedy club closed, former staff & comedians share their memories. "I grew to understand how absolutely important laughter is for your soul..." said former manager Allison Murphy. "Never underestimate the importance of a good laugh.” kingstonist.com/news/curtain…
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Okay, my lovely wife @LizWhitmere momentarily forgot the word "churros" and just offered the kids "cojones" for dessert. In no way does this end the pandemic, but I hope it helps you get through another day.
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Sarah Sears@iamSas16 Apr 2021
This is a must-watch. @DrKaliBarrett on COVID-19 in Ontario.
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Another unbelievable lineup for this Friday's Zoom Show! Tickets $14 👇 tickets.rumorscomedyclub.com…
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Son, when I was your age, all of our times were precedented.
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Go see Darryl - while being safe!! Best way to see Darryl is behind plexiglass anyway.
Absolute Comedy OTT@AbsoluteOttawa9 Dec 2020
Showtime is 8pm tonight! Come get some laughs courtesy of headliner @dpurcomic and MC @KeeshaBrownie. 🤣 GET YOUR TICKETS! 🎟 613-233-8000 or qoo.ly/39m9mk #comedy #ottawa #ottawacomedy
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CASC@canadianstandup1 Dec 2020
This video was presented to the @CRTCeng to win the licence to create The Comedy Network: "Imagine a channel that gave us the best in Canadian comedy" Imagine if @CTVComedy believed in its roots, and stuck to them? youtu.be/fAnBauKcA2c
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The only time Purvis moves like an athlete is to catch a beer - sounds about right.
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Nothing like a sunbeam to let you know you live in filth. #toomuchdust
What’s up with the @SomersbyCanada shortage in Toronto?? LCBO website says I need to drive to Whitby get one
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John Catucci@johncatucci2 Jun 2020
Show some love to these Black Owned Restaurants in the GTA that are open during COVID. docs.google.com/document/d/1…

Black Owned Businesses In The GTA Open During COVID

BLACK OWNED BUSINESSES AND RESTAURANTS IN THE GTA OPEN DURING COVID DM @j.a.l.i.l or @desperateidiot with suggestions. Descriptors are generally based on what the businesses classify themselves as,...

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NEW RELEASE! Very excited to announce Nick Reynoldson's debut album, I'll Be Fine will be available May 22!
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Hey @DebraDiGiovanni - we all thought you’d love this. Justin Trudeau says masks prevent people from 'speaking moistly' xitter.cf/i/events/1247562119236…
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My friend Andrew Vaughan passed away last night. Check him out being hilarious. RIP, brother. Rap Music & The Legend of 2bread youtu.be/Gkyq-hKj0Vs via @YouTube

Rap Music & The Legend of 2bread

A short clip of me at Absolute Comedy Toronto as the feature Act on...

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Double checking the currency in the apocalypse - I just sold all my toilet paper for Pokémon cards. #goodmove #aheadofthespread
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Government: Time to self isolate. Me: All the years of training are finally paying off.
My baby just called 911 using my Apple Watch. I knew he preferred his mother, but seriously.
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CASC@canadianstandup27 Jan 2020
In November 2019, @JustforLaughs announced the launch of their new record label, JFL Originals. Just For Laughs (JFL) contacted CASC for the support of the Association. buff.ly/2Rw5STO
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