PhD from the College of Musical Knowledge, disrespector of lame, purveyor of sarcasm, consumer of pints. Per @heelatn: “nasty dutty ass motherfucker”.
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Science has shown that 87.4% of the time someone gets on stage at karaoke and says this is not their first time up on the night, it's a warning.
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Not enough has been said that Vlad thinks his prior production was worth $500 mill. That’s incredible comedy.
The new Dwayne Gretzky record could be one of the better party records in recent memory, which makes sense if you've seen them live.
"Treat a joke like the joke they are". My friends give the best reminders at the right times. Blessed.
Occurs to me when Jays Fan was saying “easy schedule” they may have meant they’re the easy portion. Silly me.
For research purposes, it would have been good for the pub to have sound on the Jays highlites, if only to know if anyone could hear shit over my laughing at Vladdy’s night.
“New Rule: if you haven’t shared a meal, drink or conversation with them in a year, they’re not really your 'friend', no matter what Facebook tells you.” - Bill Maher