One thing I learned about being in Cali is they don鈥檛 believe in salads 馃槶 if they could fry air they would
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Was about to go to cvs but the security was in the middle of kicking this crackhead out and he was blocking the door and I just didn鈥檛 have the time for it 馃槶
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Ant and lamelo becoming teammates has to be one of the funniest things, they both don鈥檛 give af 馃槶 but they鈥檙e also just so good
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Spaniards sound like cartoon characters when they speak in Spanish and I can鈥檛 get it out of my head 馃拃
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I had a dream last night that I couldn鈥檛 do one push up and I would start shaking even when I tried to hold myself in a plank so I woke up this morning and immediately did one to confirm I still could 馃拃
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I rarely get acne but when I do it鈥檒l just be one singular big and bold pimple -_- I have one on my cheekbone rn and this dumb bitch had to go what鈥檚 on your face
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This random old lady(probably in her 70s) just told me about her situationship of 31 years and that today was the day she had enough and was getting herself chocolate to celebrate and she was asking if I had advice for that 馃槶
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I think turning 29 has been the biggest turning point for me body wise, one bad sleep and I鈥檓 cooked for the day
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Stores purposefully want you to off yourself when they put studio lighting in the fitting rooms bc what other reason is there
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I can鈥檛 wait for my knee to heal so I can have my corny running comeback with my mediocre pace like a post high school football player tearing his acl still thing there鈥檚 a chance of him joining the league 馃槱馃
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