Stand up comic Watch my special “Love A Deal” on YouTube

California, USA
Joined August 2016
Look at how quickly PJ Washington’s demeanor changes
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Those rich white boys just got away with murder
A grand jury unanimously found that there was no evidence to support bringing charges in the death of Nolan Wells, an 18-year-old who was found dead after a Fourth of July trip with friends off the coast of Mississippi. cnn.it/4yV4BHQ
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Karen Bass’s LAPD is openly defying a judge’s order to turn over LAPD moonlighting documents. I believe these records will show LAPD officers are working for ICE contractors.
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Mind you people did not hesitate to take this. But had every question and doubt in the world about vaccines.
Dozens of lawsuits have been filed against the companies behind popular GLP-1 drugs Ozempic, Wegovy and Zepbound, claiming the drugs led to a rare type of vision loss. ABC News' Elizabeth Schulze reports. abcnews.visitlink.me/ENupsJ
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in the united states of america you can literally drug and rape someone and get the bart simpson write stuff on the blackboard punishment but if you dare to say that israel shouldn't exist and is committing a genocide you get kicked out of college
🚨 Cornell frat bros allegedly gang-r*ped drugged student, messaged "free p***y." What we know: tmz.com/2026/09/18/cornell-f…
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I know we are all numb but here’s the sitting president threatening to do war crimes to 90 million people in front of the entire UN
Trump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
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If The Atlantic magazine is doing guilt by association, here's a pic of its owner, Laurene Powell Jobs, with Ghislaine Maxwell.
In Defense of Guilt by Association: Judging people by the company they keep is actually a very good determinant of their character. Latest me, for @theatlantic: theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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100 Watergates a week under this administration.
INSANE: Trump just placed up to 100% tariffs on foreign-made drones, excluding Israel. His 2 sons are investors in a large Israeli drone company.
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You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years
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Palantir just released a new surveillance system that fuses satellites, radars and every camera into one real-time tracker of people and movement We have to consider the possibility (probability?) that with Flock as the eyes, a system like this could be overlaid onto the US and we could be the targets. Another reason we cannot allow Flock to exist.
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This might be the best case to ban all ALPR Cameras after flock cameras just ruined an innocent Florida woman’s life. Cops used one ALPR hit to pin a triple-fatal hit-and-run on 23-year-old Lindsey Isaacs. Seized her undamaged black Durango, claimed “damage,” then arrested her 6 months later after she sued to get it back. She sat in jail 13 days facing life in prison. They ignored the maroon paint transfer, the partial plate that didn’t match, the airbag that never deployed, and witnesses. Just took the first Durango Flock flagged. 7 months of hell. Charges finally dropped when they got the actual driver.
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Insurance executives admitted they intentionally denied Forrest VanPatten's cancer treatment claim even though it was illegal due to laws forcing insurers to approve cancer treatments. Forrest died before being told this&not a single exec was ever charged
Luigi Mangione is going to serve the rest of his life in prison because he admittedly killed someone. No one in a healthcare company serves a minute in prison for the lives they take or ruin for refusing healthcare to people who need it. They are equally is guilty as Mangione.
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Y’all get what this is, right? Just by touching you with these gloves, cops can literally force your body to involuntarily spasm in a way that looks enough like “resisting arrest” on a bodycam video to justify beating your brains out & shooting you dead consequence-free
This isn't going to become some anomalous method of arresting people. They will be shocking people like this as a matter of course.
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Niggas punches look weak asf I’d knock his ass out 😭 don’t believe me? My name is Patrick Williams and I play for the Chicago bulls
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I hate being a grower because if I ever get pantsed i lowk gotta start beating my shit
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
stolen post for engagement farming. x.com/i/status/19861…
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Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today
35 years ago today, ‘TERMINATOR 2’ released in theaters.
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Bronny walking into the Lakers facility
Bronny James' contract with the Los Angeles Lakers became fully guaranteed for $2.3M yesterday.
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in america they destroy them to keep the prices high
In Norway when they have too many apples they set them out so others can enjoy them!
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this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is
BREAKING: 8 people have been sentenced combined 450 years in prison for peacefully protesting outside ICE Facility More years than any American has been sentenced over the Epstein Files
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Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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