There’s something I can’t stop thinking about.. WHO IS ‘SPOTTED WITNEY?’ I need to solve this mystery... like, is it one person? A family business? Who is this lil gossip hoarder?

I’m literally sat here planning a day out to the car wash. lol how sad- thanks Covid, son

Love it when the scissors smoothly glide through the wrapping paper

Pizza for breakfast means a superb day ahead

I live for dinner time

I always get such a joy out of seeing someone’s umbrella turn inside out when an unexpected gust of wind comes along

Lockdown would be waaaaay more bearable if I had a dog

I adore the autumnal tree colours at the moment🍁 Felt like I was just driving through a spice rack

Each to their own, but I’d never put chocolate in the fridge

Evie from secondary school is back on the scene on social media and everything and I am LIVING FOR IT 🙌 ‘Adda gurl. Missed her

Anyone else feeling rather autumnal? Because I darn didilly am 🍁🍂

Nothing more annoying while shopping than seeing a really nice top or something, picking it up only to discover it’s got some laaaame slogan plastered all over it 😑 Some things are best left untouched, my jolly good fellows

Did anyone even shop at Jane Norman? Seems no one actually did, but you can bet your ass everyone had that damn bag for PE

The sound of the hoover does my head in mate

Just walked out of Sainsbury's and it was like stepping off a plane in to Spain with this heat lol I wish mate

Alexa never listens to me. That old robot bat

Is there anything better than pesto? Pesto really is the besto

Anyone else get super annoyed when you’re trying to cook or make something in the kitchen and SOMEONE ELSE COMES IN Nooooo pls come back another time

Coleslaw is the don

Get pure fear seeing people ride a bike without their hands on the handle bars. I tried it once and 2 seconds in to my little daredevil trick, my bike swerved and I ended up a mangled mess in the road 🙃