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The only time I feel out of place in a big city is when I try to explain to city people the ultimate catharsis that comes from crank-the-music-night-drives in the summer when you have something you need to but can’t say
I thought getting an apartment with a second bedroom would mean I’d have a guest room / home office. Timothy decided it means he gets his own room.
He even chuffs and storms off to flop on the bed when he’s annoyed with me.
When did he become a moody teenager.
I miss that time in my life that I could shake ass with friends to songs from musicals. Can I get that back? I need that back.
I’m a family law lawyer. I exclusively represent domestic violence survivors. I work with clients on the most serious, impactful, and intimate parts of their lives as they’re dragged through court.
The Bar/law school gave me absolutely zero prep for any of this.
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I have this running joke with one of my friends that the Wordle is like a daily fortune cookie or horoscope or something like that. Like the day after I tore my ACL the word was AGILE
Which is fun & everything until you get words like today’s, which has me side eyeing everyone
My favorite part of “Bottle Shots And Listen To Music” nights are when I think I found a great new song, perfect for a playlist I’m curating, just to discover that it’s already on there and I had no idea.
One of my biggest worries has come true.
I have an MRI tomorrow morning. I have 13 piercings. I’ve never taken 4 of them out before, and 2 more of them I’m not even entirely sure how to.
Yet again, I’m ashamed to admit that I attended @olivetnazarene. Not only because of the (usual) homophobia, but because this time the university president has determined the biology department I graduated from is insidious because it won’t subscribe to his homophobia.
And yet @olivetnazarene has the audacity to ask me for alumni donations. I spent my last three years there doing everything I could to support LGBT students’ rights, interests, safety, and peace.
In what world -
@olivetnazarene should be ashamed, because I know I am.
Anti-science, regressive, small-minded, homophobic leadership… pitiful.
Thank God I found refuge amongst the scientists there, and I hope beyond hope they can weather this tiny man.