@_JusticeCentral

Protecting the beautiful game by calling out football crimes and offenders

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Lil Eze Vert vs Nottingham Forest - 1 touch in Forest box - 0 goals and assist - never attempted a shot at Forest - so bad Arteta took him off at halftime
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El Magnificould'nt vs Leeds - stopped playing mid game to complain to the ref - got a stupid yellow card - fought with 2 Leeds players - complained to the ref again
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A Mad Diallo vs Leeds - can't pass - 2x offside - can't dribble - can't score
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The Lame Ass vs Leeds - gassed out 15 minute into the game - fluke assist - fell for a snake bite not directed at him - can't press - played number 10 but can't create chance
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Diogo Dalot likes the idea of playing good football more than the reality of it
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"Michael Can't Pick" - benched your best LW - started your best 10 at the wing after he underperformed at the wing in his last game - the player on the 10 role against a high intensity team is the same player not good in high intensity moment
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"Joao Pentagon-Head" Offense: - fasted in an all eats game (see ratings picture for clarity)
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"Paul Tierney" Offense: - watched morgan rogers commit a second bookable offense and immediately became allergic to bringing out the yellow card from his pocket
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Giving them a charging port for their already wrong decisions
The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 16
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Digital yellow and red cards were used during the match between Nacional and Rentistas in the Copa Uruguay. Instead of traditional cards, the referee used an electronic device to display bookings and send-offs. An innovation in football!
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Introducing your MD2 Offenders of the Week 🌟 #UCLTOTW
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🚨 ARRESTED CHARGES: - Guilty of making his players play football without tactics while looking clueless when in possession "BRUNO AND INSHALLAH TACTICS"
Justice Central
@_JusticeCentralOct 13
🚨 COURT SUMMONS Michael Carrick has been ordered to appear before Justice Central Court following allegations of crimes against squad tactics Proceedings begin shortly.
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🚨 The following players have been released from custody: Victor Osimhen Marcus Rashford Scott MC Tominay Michael Olise We can confidently say they'll drop a minimum of 7/10 performance in their next games
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Mario Lemina has been released from detention after this evidence came to our attention
Justice Central
@_JusticeCentralOct 14
🚨 DETAINED FOR QUESTIONING Mario Lemina has been detained for questioning REASON: - Trash talking without backing it up on the pitch
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🚨 ARRESTED — found guilty by the jury CHARGES: - stinker - hooked at 59th minute when his team was losing "FINISH US JR"
Justice Central
@_JusticeCentralOct 15
⚖️ FT COURT IS NOW IN SESSION JUSTICE CENTRAL vs VINICIUS JR CHARGE: Stinker and hooked at 59th minute PROSECUTION: He's washed DEFENCE: He should not have been hooked at the 59th minute GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?
83%GUILTY
17%NOT GUILTY
12 votes • Final results
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⚖️ FT COURT IS NOW IN SESSION JUSTICE CENTRAL vs VINICIUS JR CHARGE: Stinker and hooked at 59th minute PROSECUTION: He's washed DEFENCE: He should not have been hooked at the 59th minute GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?
83%GUILTY
17%NOT GUILTY
12 votes • Final results
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🚨 ARRESTED CHARGES: - playing like a league one defender "BLACK PANTHER 🔥"
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🚨 ARRESTED CHARGES: - Failure to demonstrate the art of defending for 90 minutes "SEND BRO TO THE UFC"
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🚨 ARRESTED CHARGES: - Repeat offender, getting arrested on every Matchday "STREETS DO NOT KNOW HIM"
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🚨 ARRESTED CHARGES: - Continuous failure to prove his old manager wrong "JUST ONE KEBAB PLS"
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Due to some technical issues, we were not able to get the mugshots of our arrests after yesterday's game, we're sending them in a minute
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