
Founder of @CrowdGlow. Pyrotechnician. Nerd.
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined March 2007
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Joe Finnigan retweeted
Scrum is a cancer.
I've been writing software for 25 years, and nothing renders a software team useless like Scrum does.
Some anecdotes:
1. They tried to convince me that Poker is a planning tool, not a game.
2. If you want to be more efficient, you must add process, not remove it. They had us attending the "ceremonies," a fancy name for a buttload of meetings: stand-ups, groomings, planning, retrospectives, and Scrum of Scrums. We spent more time talking than doing.
3. We prohibited laptops in meetings. We had to stand. We passed a ball around to keep everyone paying attention.
4. We spent more time estimating story points than writing software. Story points measure complexity, not time, but we had to decide how many story points fit in a sprint.
5. I had to use t-shirt sizes to estimate software.
6. We measured how much it cost to deliver one story point and then wrote contracts where clients paid for a package of "500 story points."
7. Management lost it when they found that 500 story points in one project weren't the same as 500 story points on another project. We had many meetings to fix this.
8. Imagine having a manager, a scrum master, a product owner, and a tech lead. You had to answer to all of them and none simultaneously.
9. We paid people who told us whether we were "burning down points" fast enough. Weren't story points about complexity instead of time? Never mind.
I believe in Agile, but this ain't agile.
We brought professional Scrum trainers. We paid people from our team to get certified. We tried Scrum this way and that other way. We spent years doing it.
The result was always the same: It didn't work.
Scrum is a cancer that will eat your development team. Scrum is not for developers; it's another tool for managers to feel they are in control.
But the best about Scrum are those who look you in the eye and tell you: "If it doesn't work for you, you are doing it wrong. Scrum is anything that works for your team."
Sure it is.
Joe Finnigan retweeted
. @trussliz omg cant believe he was also part of the anti-growth coalition babe!! SO right to get rid!!! 🙀🙀🙀🚮🚮🚮
Joe Finnigan retweeted
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Joe Finnigan retweeted
Great to see CrowdGlow in action at the @TEA_Connect SATE Europe 2022 as a part of an amazing talk by @GeorgeLawton on the how light has been a fundamental part of celebrations for 1000s of years. What better way to bring a crowd together than with the lights from their pockets!
Joe Finnigan retweeted
"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives." - Carl Sagan
On this day in 1990, Voyager 1 took the iconic Pale Blue Dot image.
Joe Finnigan retweeted
“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister.
“God bless America.” nyti.ms/3306M3q
Joe Finnigan retweeted
CrowdGlow upgrades phone lighting system: UK - CrowdGlow has announced the next generation of the CrowdGlow phone lighting system which enables lighting designers to take live control of an unlimited number of phones at events.
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Joe Finnigan retweeted
I wish more young people dreamed about being inventors, engineers, scientists, and entrepreneurs than influencers.
Joe Finnigan retweeted
Sadly very predictable, childish, snide reporting from the fanatically pro fossil fuel editorial policy of @BBCNews
Scotland is 98.6% renewably powered, which is amazing.
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Joe Finnigan retweeted
Hello, police? Yes, Iceland just murdered Mark Zuckerberg.
Introducing the Icelandverse
Some said an open-world experience this immersive wasn’t possible. But it’s already here. And you don’t even need silly VR headsets. Introducing, the✨Icelandverse✨ #icelandverse
Joe Finnigan retweeted
Pure Electric at 15%!!! Where will it be in another 6 months? Especially off the back of a lengthy petrol shortage.
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
Ahead of SMMT data, here’s preliminary UK sales from @New_AutoMotive.
Petrol - 99,933 (52%)
Hybrid - 49,415 (26%)
Pure electric - 29,637 (15%) 🤯🤯🤯
Diesel - 14,627 (7.5%)
Other - 469 (0.24%)
Photo shows breakdown by manufacturer.
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