InsomniaAAaAaaaaAa So tired Can't sleep Weh :(

My sister found a phone at Wonderland, waited for the owner to call, drove to their place to deliver it and declined the $20 they offered as a thank you... Where was my sister when I lost my phone 🙃

There's wifi on go trains now?!?!? It's like a different world out here

I don't know anyone that's as hypersensitive to caffeine as me I had a matcha Frappuccino at 4pm yesterday, and had a headache til 4am, why am I like this.

Genshin must know I'm short irl cause the tallest character I've pulled is Chongyun

Today is a momentous day. Our family rice cooker of 19 years has officially died 🍚

I was showing my sister a couple new books I got and she goes, "Ew u got boomer books" 😭

I was talking to my friend who's a nurse and she said, " I need a haircut so my hair doesn't dip itself in poo" Nurses should get free haircuts.

My sister really be boppin' to Christmas tunes before Halloween rn

My mom got mad at me cause she bought a giant freezer and I said "these are the types of freezers you put dead bodies in"

Fitbit tells me I'm awake a lot between ~2:30-3:30am. Low-key wanna set up a camera to see what I'm up to

When you're on the phone with customer service but you can only understand 2 words in every sentence and you just gotta fill in the rest of the sentence in your head 🙃

I miss the days of snapchat when ppl would just send me really ugly photos of themselves so I could laugh for 3seconds

My brother gave the Popeye's sandwich a 5/10 and even said the burgers on res are better

I keep getting kicked for speaking English in Among Us *waits patiently for language option update*

Dave just saw a guy at Union use a crotch cup as a mask, taped around his head

Ok I've got a confession. I've been listening to MGK for 2months straight during quarantine.

Baby brother set on going to Waterloo for uni... Feels like just yesterday when I was making the same decision

Contemplating switching brokerages before bed was a bad idea