Tortured cardinals fan. Miller lite maestro. Peterbilt enthusiast. Jameson should sponsor me. Gym hates to see me coming. Rottweiler whisperer.

Arizona, USA
Joined June 2012
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I love that out of all the comics in the world.. @Shanemgillis is achieving this. It makes me so fucking happy. ❤️
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Back the blue, or something.
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Is Twitter tryna lose people? They are making me wanna go to threads so badly smh
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I like garlic but I don’t rub it in my arm pits like y’all do.
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Women haaaaaaate when you tell them they look better with out make up.
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Teach em young 🙌
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What that mean when my ex unblocked me but hasn’t messaged me yet?
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Apple weather is just one big liar. It lies more than my ex istg
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Niggas really be havin purses lmao
Quavo posted up with some Hermès bags! The yellow alligator Brikin is fire!🔥 #BagCheck
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Man, that poop after work so relieving. No I don’t have butt Covid. Just saying.
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There’s this 38 year old raver who still posts on her story of her crying(not literally) every time she cannot make a show or w/e they’re called. That’s the problem with millennials.
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Gm.
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Yeah, im ugly ashit give it to me
If someone handed you $7000 but said its because you’re ugly, would you take it ?
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you cuck ass niggas don’t know how to tell a pretty girl she wrong & that’s why the game is fcked now..
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What do y’all do to get outta that mental funk? Like on the days you don’t feel like going to the gym how y’all stay strong n motivated?
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So basically dental insurance is pretty useless if you have anything but a cleaning lol
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People who smoke weed everyday love to act like theyre not addicted & can quit anytime like no boo u have a problem
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We are so back. As in, I can actually see posts from the people I follow. What a novel idea…
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭
Girls be like “I only date tall guys” and then molest a 4’9 fifth grader.
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