@_Jason_Herrmann

Lurker and seldom snarky commenter.

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined August 2023
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The ATF and the FBI treat dogs very differently it seems.
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Ahh the left is celebrating Charlie Kirk's death, ceding the last of the moral high ground they might have had.
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Oh my God, Nick Fury just showed up to court with Casey Anthony and said they are putting together a team, Lindsay Clancy will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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We know they come in threes. Everyone keep @WilliamShatner safe.
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After reaction to Lindsay Clancey, I think the emotional messaging of "Mothers Against XYZ" is not going to be as effective. I wonder what other second order effects there will be.
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Where are the Handmaids Tale cosplayers on this one? If they don't show up, I don't want to hear a peep from them ever again.
Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTXAug 11
BREAKING: I am fighting to save an unborn child diagnosed with a treatable heart condition and am demanding that Dallas hospitals provide life-saving care.
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Jason Herrmann@_Jason_HerrmannJul 24
Replying to @OrdinaryGamers
Data centers use waterfalls to mix their chocolate, and I've heard rumors that they are importing migrants from Loompaland. This is very concerning.
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If they do to Jimothy what they did to Peanut and Fred, we riot right?
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Finally America will have a real Lemon Party.
Polymarket
@PolymarketJul 16
JUST IN: Don Lemon reveals he may run for president because “people keep asking” him to do it.
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Jason Herrmann@_Jason_HerrmannJul 10
Replying to @MikeBales
Federal Judge has overturned Mitch McConnell's death, he is expected to resume his Senate duties Monday.
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I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning and he sang the Jonathan Davis part from Twist.
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The enemy's gate is down. @orsonscottcard
B LOU
@BLouuJul 1
Nigga why USA gotta play against 2 countries tonite??
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Long may he reign!
meme bastard 🍕
@mask_bastardJun 22
The new UK prime minister Markus Dankula is expected to address the public soon.
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Coca-Cola is putting the cocaine back in Coke for the first time in more than nine decades to honor America’s 250th birthday.
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This summer a woman who thought love had passed her by finally meets her match in this Lifetime Original movie "White Sheets".
New York Post
@nypostJun 16
SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group - pair even had joint bank account trib.al/7wnuofS
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For being pride month, I see a lot of wrath and envy out there.
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Since everyone is posting about @elonmusk I figured I should join in. I'm mad he is the first Trillionare because I'm envious and will now mask my jeously in trendy social issues.
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It's not left vs right anymore, it's in vs out.
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I don't think about it as @spencerpratt losing, I think about it as gaining a podcast. I guess I'm a stuffed ballot box is half full kinda guy.
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This man is going to shitpost his way into the Whitehouse. Shitposting is the new "ground game" of politics. I'm here for it.
Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenJun 4
Replying to @TheStefanSmith
You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.
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