@_JMoriarty

Consulting Criminal. The Napoleon of crime. No one ever gets to me. And no one ever will. Parody / SherlockRP / MDNI /

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Joined January 2012
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James Moriarty retweeted
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“You’ve had breakfast cooked for me?” He couldn’t help but grin at that. “I’m thinking I’d like it to be my birthday everyday… minus the getting older that is”
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“You do that…~” Moran hums, a rare cheerfulness infusing his tone that only Jim was ever privy to. He flashes the man a wink and a crooked little grin as he ducks out of the room, returning after a fair few minutes with a steaming mug of coffee in each hand. “Got the staff-
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SMS: @Tygeroflondon [I owe you an apology for last night… I was incredibly intoxicated.] [So yes, I’m saying sorry… but don’t get fucking used to it.] [I miss you.]
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Drunkenly texts. SMS: Moran [wasn even doing nthin wrong sleeping there!! fk u for gettin me kicked out like i was some… some fucking trespassing FOOL. u piece of shit]
.Moran@TygeroflondonOct 26
sms: @_JMoriarty [ I'll drop by a few jumpers to go with the pillow.. be as mad as you like, you know you can't sleep there though.]
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Ate cashews and watched a certain criminal get escorted out of the main house while holding onto a pillow. What a night.
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I hate you all.
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Is NOT impressed. Was basically manhandled into the back of a car. I have stolen Sebs pillow though… I’ll just rot away in my penthouse alone. It’s fine. Just fucking fine. Drunkenly sulks.
.Moran@TygeroflondonOct 26
Late night text to the warehouse staff asking them to chauffeur a drunk little criminal back to his home.
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Oh for fuck sake.. it’s Severine that’s here too isn’t it… Maybe I’ll just stay upstairs until she goes back to the cabin…
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James Moriarty retweeted
PLH@RegainedRealismOct 26
They realise we have a doorbell camera, right?
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Couldn’t care less. The whole estate is my fucking property anyway.
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James Moriarty retweeted
.Moran@TygeroflondonOct 26
My liquor cabinet better be exactly as I left it upon my return.~
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Is going to drink his way through Sebastian’s stash of liquor while he’s away.
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Didn’t switch the lights on when I came in… or did I? Huh.
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Did I trip the alarm? Nahhh. Of course I didn’t.
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He can come scoop me up instead
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James Moriarty retweeted
PLH@RegainedRealismOct 26
Changing the fucking locks when we get home. This has to end.
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Why can I hear someone rummaging through cupboards downstairs?… I thought everyone was away… (Pushes his face further into Sebs pillow.)
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Four glasses of whiskey deep, the silence of the empty penthouse was unbearable. Everyone was at the staff retreat—including Sebastian. Driven by drunk spite and raw longing, Jim had his driver take him to the compound house Seb shared with his girlfriend. Jim was just —
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the secret sleepover, the affair. The bit on the side. He picked the lock, stumbled upstairs, and collapsed onto Seb’s side of the bed. Jim buried his face in the pillow, breathing in Seb’s scent—tobacco, cedar, and rain—and clung to it tight as the alcohol dragged him under.
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Off to the main house to raid the refrigerator and pantry.
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