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Banker 🧡🤍 I reply to tweets for a living; meaningful responses.

Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Joined May 2018
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Joao Pedro… the slimy striker 💙💫
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Seven months and 5 days ago, the journey began.🇳🇬 It wasn't easy from the start, but we stayed committed, kept believing and never gave up. Today, these incredible girls have made history on the world stage! WORLD CHAMPIONS!🏆🌍🇳🇬 What a journey! All glory to God Almighty.🙏
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Champions of the world.
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KrisalphA retweeted
Port - Harcourt is not boring Leave your house Go outside Meet people There are events, conferences happening in the city week in, week out. Make nobody rage bait me abeg.
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We lost one of our own 🥺😭 This is tragic
Una duchita y a ver al chelsea
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Men are simple, I post Josh Acheampong and they like it.
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THIS FOOTAGE. 🤯🔥 #CFC | #CHEMUN
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Guys, please take care of yourselves during this El Niño period. Something happened to me at midnight. I woke up in the middle of the night because there was no light, and I was so dehydrated that I was struggling to get back on my feet, gasping for air. Suddenly, I felt drops of water falling into my mouth. When I looked up, it was Man United fans tears. I drank every single drop. 😭😭
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Fresh cover photo for all the @ChelseaFC fans out there! ✋😛🤚
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Ready to go. Come on Chelsea.
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Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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Aside from the pure talent, this is living proof that if you want something so bad then you’ll do anything and everything to achieve it. And won’t stop until it’s done. Inspirational. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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Frank Lampard would be Barcelona’s second-highest goalscorer and second-highest assist provider. Aside from Lionel Messi, no Barcelona player, dead or alive, can chat to him.
Replying to @buzor042_
Imagine lampard is your legend 😭😭😭
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A legacy built in the Spurs academy. Forever one of our own 🤍
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Wow. 🏆
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E be like Man U own bad pass Chelsea own ohhh…
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Life is not measured by how fast you run, but by how deeply you appreciate each moment. This Sunday, slow down, be grateful, and trust that every step of your journey is leading you exactly where you need to be. Happy Sunday.
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Xabi Alonso was overthinking his tactics, Welbeck in for Joao Pedro to keep Rogers and Palmer free behind the striker. And i think Estevao deserves a chance too; Quenda was very poor today. Up to the next one...
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First start for Quenda 💙🙌🏿 I hope he doesn’t fail the trust of the manager
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