The best part about being a Padres fan is knowing that someday you’ll die.

Joined March 2016
Hell yeah
Gavin Sheets reaction to the "Holy Sheets" chants: #padres
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Portland steal it in the 96th minute!
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My parents took Honey to the pumpkin patch with them and made her do all the things they would make a human child do. 😭
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Got me crying at work rn.
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does the wnba know they run the *checks notes* portland thorns
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Derek Jeter: “Listen, you know, baseball’s a funny game…” David Ortiz: “And yet you never join us in laughter? Curious”
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Happy birthday, Mud! 🥳
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Joe Davis trying not to mention Ohtani
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Favorite player now. Fuck yea legree
Breaking: Oregon State star freshman WR Jesse Legree has re-signed with the Beavers and will return to play there in 2027, he tells @PeteThamel. Legree has been the country’s breakout freshman star for JaMarcus Shephard at Oregon State, as he leads the nation in receiving yards (1,040), touchdown catches (14) and receiving yards per game (148.6).
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Breaking: Oregon State star freshman WR Jesse Legree has re-signed with the Beavers and will return to play there in 2027, he tells @PeteThamel. Legree has been the country’s breakout freshman star for JaMarcus Shephard at Oregon State, as he leads the nation in receiving yards (1,040), touchdown catches (14) and receiving yards per game (148.6).
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Scott Boras is main culprit on why their will be a lockout this offseason. His horrific contracts have destroyed baseball. The Top 1% of players and Scott Boras do NOT actually care about everyone else in the league. They only care about themselves. Don't let MLBPA pretend like they care about guys like Nick Gonzales or Jake Mangum because they don't. They only care about the Juan Sotos and the Bryce Harpers. If they actually cared about every player, they would be in favor of a salary cap/floor.
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Just realized in the reply guy in my boiz GC… damn…
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“What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball.”
Jacob Misiorowski on what Pokémon energy he's bringing to Game 1 of the World Series: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
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we paying him 22 mil a year to do this for another org. this is the comfiest hotel chair i’ve ever sat in.
DAME'S BACK. HEAT CHECK.
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Shoutout to @theportlandfire's Sarah Ashlee Barker for swinging by 🤝
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Micah Nori as a head coach so far: ▫️1-0 ▫️+40.1 NET Rating (No. 1 in NBA) ▫️NOT arrested by the FBI Shattering all expectations
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What the hell is fireball?
Jacob Misiorowski on what Pokémon energy he's bringing to Game 1 of the World Series: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
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The @trailblazers are the only NBA team in the last 25 years with a 20-0 or better run to open a season.
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Huh?
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