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comedian, person, human, individual. For bookings tabitha@pickledginger.co.za

South Africa
Joined April 2011
Halaal Food
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Oomfies pls RT for awareness 🙏🏽🙏🏽 #JusticeForGogo
These are the bruises my grandmother was left with after falling at Nu Metro, Emperors Palace. What makes this worse is the lack of accountability since. She got hurt on your premises. Who takes responsibility @numetro ?
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These are the bruises my grandmother was left with after falling at Nu Metro, Emperors Palace. What makes this worse is the lack of accountability since. She got hurt on your premises. Who takes responsibility @numetro ?
Replying to @numetro
@numetro yall ruined my date, why are there no lights on the steps in the cinema??? my grandmother fell (nearly to her death) do you know how terrible I feel right now?? 😡
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EVENTOS CANÓNICOS en la vida de un HOMBRE: - La teoría del 2do amor - Lloras delante de tu madre - Síndrome del objeto brillante - Tu cumpleaños es un día más - Te aburres de los videojuegos - No te sientes nunca suficiente - Tocas fondo y te pierdes a ti mismo - Te alejas de todos sin saber por qué - Ves que tus amigos ya no son los mismos - Tu primera ruptura que realmente te destroza - Miras atrás y no reconoces al hombre que eras - Dejas de contarle tus problemas a todo el mundo
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this hit hard lwk, i still remember playing this game on 360 when i was 11, now im 24 eagerly awaiting for november
How playing GTA 6 for the first time is going to hit
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rockstar to cyberleek after tonight’s GTA VI extended look
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I was like this for the whole 26 minutes of the GTA 6 extended look
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Just watched the GTA 6 gameplay video on Netflix, it’s worth the R1800. Give them your money.
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Sometimes the road out is the road back. Liam Jacobs is back with the DA. Acknowledging past mistakes, ready to change the world. Welcome home. #LiamJacobs #DA #SouthAfricanPolitics #PoliticalNews #CapeTown #WelcomeBack #PoliticalComeback #DemAfrica
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The rule is simple: The one who cancels the link up should initiate setting up the next one.
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Brown Mogotsi is a Liverpool fan. He's gonna be in prison till he makes bras with someone because YNWA... I'm leaving, I know, the exit is at the back, I paid my bill already...
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BABE, WAKE UP, THEY'RE SCORING WORLDIES IN TANZANIA 🇹🇿
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I been here since I was 15? Wild.
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Hmmmmm. It’s so true that you guys passively watch shows/movies that you miss vital exposition. You’re on your phone while you watch TV/movies
The Viltrumites had female and male genders, why didn't they bother to reproduce among themselves?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Scourge Virus "With so few of us remaining, any offspring will be inbred and deficient." -General Kregg youtube.com/watch?v=os1NSG…
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Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Bro to Bro : No matter how hard it gets, don’t sell your PlayStation.
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If the algorithm showed you my art, I appreciate any support I get
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