Azure Principal Engineer | Maker | Husband | Biker | Automate the boring things DM's open

Peoria, IL
Joined November 2009
To my Star Wars fans friends and my former @CaterpillarInc colleagues. May the Forth be with you.
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*eyes label maker thinking*
What a great idea! I’m going to start putting Ip addresses on random things.
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Douglas Francis retweeted
Software developers always say 'it works on my machine'. It's a regular expression.
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We need an IT Infrastructure Bankruptcy process for when orgs get so far out of date that it's just hopeless.
When you see a 2008 exchange server still up and running
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I'm a principal software engineer who's trusted to go around and find, fix, and improve the things that need it without little supervision. And yet, I just spent 20 minutes debugging missing file output because I had the folder sorted by type and not name. Dammit.
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A story of unique identifiers in two parts 😂 @threddyrex @sqlstudent144
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I was raging about this last night. I’m also 99% convinced all the fancy loading screens and “processing /checking” times are exaggerated or faked entirely to make people think the software is doing more than it is.
Wow, TurboTax super aggressively pushing that users deposit any tax refund amount into a new Credit Karma checking account is the scummiest thing I think I've ever seen. They hide conventional refunds behind a 'Find other options' button
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I made the switchover to Mac recently at work. As much as I loved using WSL and Windows Terminal I’m loving the native terminal life I’m digging not needing that workaround. The finger muscle memory and keyboard shortcut struggle is very real though.
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I'm a Twitter bored member
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Douglas Francis retweeted
(a LONG thread) 🧵 Inspired by @infosec_au & @hacker_ here's one of my fun hacker stories: = The complete compromise of a password manager company = Here's how I did it (so you can learn): I was given the project to pentest a password manager company: *.redacted.com (1/16)
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Douglas Francis retweeted
Through new and expanded partnerships, @Microsoft is delivering on-orbit compute, tools, and capabilities for the developer community to advance space edge computing. #AzureSpace Learn how → azure.microsoft.com/blog/emp…
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Microsoft Ignite is happening. Let the product announcements roll in!
Ah the first day back to work after a week off. Where all the software packages have updates and the inbox is a mess.
Apparently ⁦@USPS⁩ doesn’t have a “we lost your package in the truck code” I watched the mail person dig around in their truck at my mailbox for several minutes and apparently decide to claim no access to location.
You know what's more annoying than apps adding desktop shortcuts when installed? When the app adds the shortcut again on update.
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If you're looking for another way to stay in shape, there is a virtual run this year by @KrtneyRose4cure raise money for children's brain tumor research. It also helps my day job get funded, so any help there is appreciated 🙂 thekortneyrosefoundation.org…
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This is some shady shit
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