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Joined January 2012
Defo deleting this later but the way Prince of Peckham dropped Ye as AJ was announced the winner last night was too epic 😂😂🙌🏾
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The way he runs back like nothing happened kills me every time I watch this video 😭
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I begged my mom for a bicycle when I was young she said NO. Guess who's begging me to marry now😂💔
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Championship rivals loading 😂
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The internet can never forget this Trevor Noah & Busta Rhymes moment... – at Centurion, South Africa
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"England were never good enough to win it" Roy Keane and @GNev2 give their thoughts on England's World Cup campaign... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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🚨| BREAKING: Speed's full performance of his World Cup song "Champions" at the FIFA World Cup Final closing ceremony 🐐💫
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My dad: Look at Yamal at 19 Me: Look at Messi at 41
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This interaction between Haaland and Ibrahimović is funny and wholesome. Didn’t think they’d click like this. The way humble Haaland is with him, the respect he shows him throughout the whole conversation. Wow.
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Long day when your opps are also highly intellectual. London 👁️ is crazy works though😭
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🗣️ I wrote this last year on Michael Sansoni, our new Director of Data who joined us in July 2025… It’s worth reading again just to get an idea of what other things are influencing our decisions in the transfer market. “The difference between Brighton's £122 million profit and United's £1 billion spending spree? One club knew what the numbers meant. Now United finally has someone who can read them.”
🇾🇪 From Mercedes to Manchester: How Michael Sansoni is Revolutionising United's Data Strategy 🧵 In the high-stakes world of modern football, the difference between success and failure increasingly comes down to what happens away from the pitch. For United, a club that has spent over £1 billion on transfers since 2017 with diminishing returns, the appointment of Michael Sansoni as Director of Data in July 2025 represents a huge shift in how one of the world's most famous clubs approaches the beautiful game. 🔴 From Mercedes to Manchester Sansoni arrives at Old Trafford after 11 years with the Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One team, where he served as Senior Performance Simulation Engineer (Trackside) during eight World Championships. His journey from trackside engineering to football boardrooms might seem unusual, but it reflects a growing trend of clubs seeking expertise from industries where data analytics has already proven transformative. Sansoni joined Mercedes in 2014 as the team began its dominant run in F1's hybrid era, working his way up from simulation roles to become Lewis Hamilton's Performance Engineer from 2023 to early 2025. In Formula 1, success is measured in milliseconds, with engineers tracking everything from brake disc temperatures through corners to tire degradation lap by lap. This precision-driven environment is exactly what Manchester United hopes to replicate. ⚪️ The Data Deficit To understand the significance of Sansoni's appointment, one must first grasp just how far Manchester United had fallen behind in the data revolution. In December 2024, Sir Jim Ratcliffe didn't mince words when describing the club's data analysis capabilities, stating: "It doesn't really exist here. We're still in the last century on data analysis. There's immense amount of useful data that we can get from data analysis and we're in the 'very poor' bracket with data analysis here". This stark assessment came during a period when United's recruitment had become a byword for wastefulness and poor judgment. The £86 million signing of winger Antony stood as a particularly painful example of how the club's traditional scouting methods had failed in the modern era. Sansoni replaces Dominic Jordan, who exited the club in summer 2024 after just over two years in the role, having been tasked with building up United's data department more or less from scratch when he arrived in March 2022. Jordan had assembled a small team including specialists in machine learning, decision science, and data operations, but the department lacked the resources and integration needed to compete with the Premier League's data-savvy clubs. 1/7 #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #Sansoni
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🚨 Enzo fernadez on Andrey Santos joining Manchester United: 🗣️“Andrey Santos is a good kid that has all what it takes to be the best box to box midfielder in the world” "we do have extra sessions together after team training at cobham ,he is my prodigy..he Wil surely do well at Manutd " "Manchester United has gotten one of the best young talents in the combative midfield position" "He once told me his mum and dad were a manutd fan and he do watch the team together at home, so all the best my boy, best of luck in your new team in Manchester".
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Michael, how many times did I call your name? Listen to Aunty Shola! Learn from this - Keep it in your pants. Sue her arse.
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Thierry Henry est venu rendre une petite visite surprise aux Bleus dans le vestiaire 🤗
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🚨 BOMBSHELL! Piers Morgan exposes the mainstream media's massive smear campaign against Jude Bellingham. He reveals journalists actively tried to banish him from the squad! John Terry confirms the toxic rumors were completely fake to divide the team.
🚨 WOW! Former England Captain John Terry openly admits Gareth Southgate could never achieve this tactical masterclass. He confirms Thomas Tuchel finally unleashed the team's true aggression! Simon Jordan brutally mocks Southgate's pure luck in draws.
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Zlatan gives his thoughts on Norway defeating Brazil and advancing to the Quarterfinals for the first time ever 🇳🇴 @Ibra_official
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Even Erling Haaland can't quite believe what he's doing with Norway 🤯
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Zlatan reacts to Norway knocking Brazil out of the 2026 FIFA World Cup @Ibra_official
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"I'm a man of my word!" 🗣️ Wayne's double downed on his rowing promise, and he's got reinforcements! 🚣
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"It absolutely stinks" 🤔 Neville, Wrighty, and Keane chat to Pougs about the "shameful" decision to suspend the one-game ban of Folarin Balogun
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